*sniff* Wish I had a mom, even a fat one.
I voted no to the poll.
I don't have a GF.
I don't want a GF. Haven't had a GF in almost 2 years. Plus, I'm never gonna have another GF -- ever.
I'm never going to get mixed up with women ever again. I swear.
(I'm married...That cured me.
)
- Dav
PS:....I hope you know I'm joking...My wife is an angel. (she's also in the room)
My mother left the boat house 'cause she heared that yours will be moving to the Ocean and so there will be room in America again.
Quote:Jocke just used that one 3 posts ago, ora...
No he didn't. But I'm not surprised you are guessing, your mum must have been in the lounge and *still* blocking your view of the screen *loud "oooh"s from the crowd*
Quote:You are lying, Oracle, both of them wouldn't fit in the Ocean together.
Oh yeah
I would now Like to close this AA meeting (Assholes Anonymous), and clarfiy that joke's mom did indeed fit in the ocean, but also killed many species of whales while still not breaking the rule for only going in up to your waist. I'm also suprised she didn't get any cramps after clearing out 5 denny's in a row!!! :king:
Quote:...later your mom decided she needed a bath and she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing "We are Family"...
But that's okay Ora, you probably didnt hear him say it, see yo mama and I were making a whole lotta racket that night.
i'm much too nice to make fun of other guy's moms....
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my mother is so fat... if one would take off all her skin he could fix the whole ozone hole using it....
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i thought that one of all by myself....i'm a nerd....
cheers/mariuz
Quote:i'm much too nice to make fun of other guy's moms....
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my mother is so fat... if one would take off all her skin he could fix the whole ozone hole using it....
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i thought that one of all by myself....i'm a nerd....
cheers/mariuz
This evening I go to your mother (she lives only 1 km away) and tell her that....guess if you get a present on your next birthday
:evil: :rotfl: :evil:
Yeah toonski, my moma and yours and you were arguing, because my moma was trying to drive around your moma and she ran out of petrol and wants your moma to pay *"below the belt!!!" screams the crowd*
Well, anybody for the "jerry springer show"
akk00!!!!!!
my mom.......does at least look a little fem.!!!!!!