04-07-2004, 07:29 PM
I'm in the school's library, and I'm bored as heck, so I'm going to waste time typing about why I hate it so much...
We recently got a substitute teacher for my Biology class... -Mrs. Grunow-... who seems to have the magic ability to make turned-in papers fall transparently through her bag while she's on her way to her station wagon. I've turned in about 4 homework assignments, and each one has seemingly spontaneously combusted. So after school, I went to see her about it. "You can't try to pin it all on me if you didn't turn it in.", she said in a voice that sounded like a hybrid between a parrot and a lawn-mower. She then insisted I "check the stack" to see if it was in there. I found all four of the papers... graded. She wasn't losing them, she was just stupid as heck... So I brought all of them, show them to her face. She pauses for a second.. and then LECTURES ME ABOUT BEING RESPONSIBLE WITH MY WORK. It was the largest pile of suckage I had even been involved with in my life. I had the urge to jump up towards the ceiling, grab a tile, and bring it down on her head 90890809890890808 times... I eventually got my grade fixed, but now I spend 50% of the time in the classroom making jokes with my friends about how the bottom of her bicep wiggles when she's pointing at the board...... Moron.
And this moron in math class... he's broken two of my nice mechanical pencils. Yesterday, I was writing this huge-arsed essay, and for no reason whatsoever he walks up, and breaks it apart. He's not picking on me, he thinks it's 'humor'. I showed him Xtreme humor when I walked over, ripped his project in half, and then when he went over to fix it, smacked his face with a water bottle...
I'll post more stupidness later as it occurs. The bell just rung.
And if you're going to post 'nobody cares' or something like that, don't. This is for humor, and I doubt if anyone cares anyway.
We recently got a substitute teacher for my Biology class... -Mrs. Grunow-... who seems to have the magic ability to make turned-in papers fall transparently through her bag while she's on her way to her station wagon. I've turned in about 4 homework assignments, and each one has seemingly spontaneously combusted. So after school, I went to see her about it. "You can't try to pin it all on me if you didn't turn it in.", she said in a voice that sounded like a hybrid between a parrot and a lawn-mower. She then insisted I "check the stack" to see if it was in there. I found all four of the papers... graded. She wasn't losing them, she was just stupid as heck... So I brought all of them, show them to her face. She pauses for a second.. and then LECTURES ME ABOUT BEING RESPONSIBLE WITH MY WORK. It was the largest pile of suckage I had even been involved with in my life. I had the urge to jump up towards the ceiling, grab a tile, and bring it down on her head 90890809890890808 times... I eventually got my grade fixed, but now I spend 50% of the time in the classroom making jokes with my friends about how the bottom of her bicep wiggles when she's pointing at the board...... Moron.
And this moron in math class... he's broken two of my nice mechanical pencils. Yesterday, I was writing this huge-arsed essay, and for no reason whatsoever he walks up, and breaks it apart. He's not picking on me, he thinks it's 'humor'. I showed him Xtreme humor when I walked over, ripped his project in half, and then when he went over to fix it, smacked his face with a water bottle...
I'll post more stupidness later as it occurs. The bell just rung.
And if you're going to post 'nobody cares' or something like that, don't. This is for humor, and I doubt if anyone cares anyway.
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