02-07-2005, 01:04 AM
As a newcomer, I see many in this group have a keen sense of humour. As the custodian of some 30 years of the HASTINGS (UK) ELECTRONICS AND RADIO CUB monthly magazines, I have many articles or both humorous and semi technical nature, such as below.. But if the Administrators prefer me not to take up the space by posting these say twice a week, please let me know, as I will not be offended.
MURPHYS LAW
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Leakproof seals WILL.
Selstarters WILL NOT.
Interchangeable parts WONâT.
There is always one more bug.
Nature is a Mother.
Donât mess about with Mrs. Murphy
90% of everything is c***.
If youâre feeling good, donât worry, youâll get over it.
All warranties expire on payment of invoice.
Where you stand on an issue depends where you sit.
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The chance of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
No matter how hard you shop for an item, after you have bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
No oneâs Life, Liberty or Property are safe while parliament is in session.
The other queue always moves faster.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you donât need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
If you fool around with something long enough you will foul it up.
A Sop chip will protect a lOp fuse by blowing first.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway.
Any tool dropped while repairing the car will roll to the exact centre.
A somewhat jaundiced view of life supplied, but not written, by Derek G4KMJ. I am sure you will write in and add your own Rules for Life, Iâll start the ball rolling with one of mine..
Why does buying something new always mean two trips to the shop these days ? Once to buy it and once to get it put right.
October 1998
MURPHYS LAW
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
No good deed goes unpunished.
Leakproof seals WILL.
Selstarters WILL NOT.
Interchangeable parts WONâT.
There is always one more bug.
Nature is a Mother.
Donât mess about with Mrs. Murphy
90% of everything is c***.
If youâre feeling good, donât worry, youâll get over it.
All warranties expire on payment of invoice.
Where you stand on an issue depends where you sit.
Never eat prunes when you are famished.
Friends come and go but enemies accumulate.
If you try to please everybody, nobody will like it.
A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
You will always find something in the last place you look.
The chance of bread falling buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
No matter how hard you shop for an item, after you have bought it it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.
No oneâs Life, Liberty or Property are safe while parliament is in session.
The other queue always moves faster.
In order to get a loan you must first prove you donât need it.
Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost more than you thought.
If you fool around with something long enough you will foul it up.
A Sop chip will protect a lOp fuse by blowing first.
If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needs replacing anyway.
Any tool dropped while repairing the car will roll to the exact centre.
A somewhat jaundiced view of life supplied, but not written, by Derek G4KMJ. I am sure you will write in and add your own Rules for Life, Iâll start the ball rolling with one of mine..
Why does buying something new always mean two trips to the shop these days ? Once to buy it and once to get it put right.
October 1998