04-24-2005, 07:35 AM
http://ned.ucam.org/~sdh31/misc/destroy.html
My favorite method:
#1 Total existence failure
You will need: nothing
Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occuring are considerably greater than a googolplex (10^(10^100)) to one. Failing this, some kind of arcane (read: scientifically laughable) probability-manipulation device may be employed.
My favorite method:
#1 Total existence failure
You will need: nothing
Method: No method. Simply sit back and twiddle your thumbs as, completely by chance, all 200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 atoms making up the planet Earth suddenly, simultaneously and spontaneously cease to exist. Note: the odds against this actually ever occuring are considerably greater than a googolplex (10^(10^100)) to one. Failing this, some kind of arcane (read: scientifically laughable) probability-manipulation device may be employed.