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*Stop bing lazy... Looks it up*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metrosexual

Hmm... that wouldn't explain where the..... wang, as rel calls it,.. is..

Metrosexual [pronounced: g'ay]: To be gay, and then some.
Ofcourse being metrosexual is even more gay than actually being gay.
See also: Gay, Homosexual, Fag, Looser, Weakling, Coward, Closetfag [...]