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I made this ages ago with a freind.. We had this comp (Back then it had a working mike), and a funny idea for a recording.. We had an end concept, and freely acted all the stuff inbetween,. So this script was a live recording, and very funny being as random as it was.. =) .. If anyone is intrested I'll try and host the wave file of the actual recording,.. but for now I'll just post the script I wrote down from it:

<Turtle> <-- My voice (Not my real voice, just some dumb one I came up with)
<Car> <-- My friend's voice, (Not his real one either)
<Extra> <-- My brother, at the time we didn't plan for him to be in it,. but in the heat of the humor he couldn't help him self and joined in.. =)

Quote:<Turtle>Hello, is anyone out there? I need help getting out!

<Car>What you need help for?

<Turtle>I need to get out!

<Car>You need to get out?

<Turtle>I just told you that two seconds ago!

<Car>Okay, just hang on sir, I'll go get help
***Car sounds***
<Car>I'm back! I'm Sorry, I can't get no help..

<Turtle>Can you help me?

<Car>I don't know.. What do you want me to do? You want me to break down the door?

<Turtle>First of all you can get that cat out of my way.

<Car>Want me to get that cat out of your way? Okay-
***Click-Click-Pow***
<Car>Hmm...
***Meow..***

<Turtle>That was cruel, I shouldn't have asked you to do that! You're mean!

<Car>Well, you told me to get the cat out of the way,.

<Turtle>I said move it, NOT KILL IT!

<Car>Oops..

<Turtle>Now will you help me get out?

<Car>Yeah, Hang on,. I'm going to bust down the door!

<Turtle> No-no-no!, There is no door!

<Car>Okay, I'm running!

<Turtle>Maybe-maybe! You can tell me how to get to the CD drive and I can get out of that...

<Car>Umm.. Just go up and hit the lil button, you can get out.

<Turtle> Oh, just hit this button?

<Car> Yeah,. Hit that button..

<Turtle>Okay, I'm coming out now! Now, just hit the button and it will just zap me right out?

<Car> Mmhhmm..

<Turtle>You sure?

<Car> Yep!

<Turtle>Will it hurt?

<Car> No..

<Turtle>You sure?

<Car>Nope..

<Turtle>Okay.. Anybody, clear away from the CD Hatch, here I come! (*Pause*) It's not working!

<Car>Hit that button..

<Turtle>Oh,.uh-oh, where did it go?

<Car>Uh-oh..

<Turtle>Oh, nevermind, it's right down here..

<Extra>Now hit this button!

<Turtle>Huh?

<Car>Hit the button-

<Turtle>AH!! I didn't make it,. I- *Ramble*

<Extra>All right,... Get-get in the CD Drive!

<Turtle> I cant get there.... I can't find it! (*Pause*), Uh.. not funny, this not good! This Scary!

<Car>Just hit the button agian..

<Turtle> Hit the button agian?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> Agian?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> You sure?

<Car>Positive..

<Turtle>Positive?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> Positive-Positive?

<Car> Positive-positive!

<Turtle>You sure-sure?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> Sure about this positive?

<Car> Yep!

<Turtle> This positive for sure?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> Hit what agian? This button?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> It will let me out?

<Car> Mmhhmm-

<Turtle> I did it, what happened, ah there I am..... I'm out, Horay!!!! - OH!

<Extra>Haha!

<Turtle>I'm trapped agian, Help!

<Car>Just hit the button agian!

<Turtle>Okay, here I come, Weee! I'm out!!!!

Hope you enjoyed that! =)
lol, pretty random, but still funny :lol:
Oh yeah, a note: We were using mediarack to explain the button.. It was the one on the CD deck and it went faulty right in the mix of things.. Other wise where I said "... It's not working", would have been the end of it and the turtle excaping his computer.... :lol:

I really 'ought to see about hosting that file.. :lol: ,. We pause to break out in muffled laughter at diff points,. but it's way funnier than the script alone.... :roll:
Hehe, thanks to the help some from Mech, I got this compressed to a .MP3 format....

Roughly 3MB, Made 8/8/01, Includes Script and the Recording:
Download TurtleTrap.zip
:roll: You can hear us mumble stuff in the BG twice, but if you ignore those it is funny....
Lol...