You are standing in the middle of an art gallery. There are paintings all over the walls, and well-dressed people chatting in the corridors. A large plaster head is on a stand in the middle of the room. Obvious exits are to the north and to the east.
YOUR COMMAND>
=> Pee a little whilst standing amongst fellow art-worshippers.
=> Pee a little whilst standing amongst fellow art-worshippers.
You unzip your fly and begin to pee. An older man gasps and points at you with a look of horror in his eyes. He screams for a guard. Just as you finish up your pee, the guard comes in and throws you out of the gallery.
You are now standing in a street surrounded by tall buildings. There are cars rushing by in the next street over, but yours is fairly clear. There is a hobo sleeping in the corner, and a druggie gibbering in the alleyway nearby.
YOUR COMMAND>
The street was empty so there were no cabs to hail, so you start quietly walking down the alley as to avoid waking up the sleeping man. The druggie spots you and starts screaming random obcenities, waking the hobo, at which point they are both screaming at you at the top of their lungs.
-> A giant snake apears from nowwhere and slowly crushs you to death.
-> Try again plucky adventurer.
-> 7 Points - Game 0.01% Complete
-> Press q to quit or n for new game
> q
C:\>del crapgame.exe
Yeah I don't like this game. Delete it please. I wish to never see it again.