12-13-2005, 06:32 AM
Quote:The Birthday DirgeWow... I almost mistook that for a quote from SJ Zero... :wink:
Ok, everybody together! 1... 2... 3...
To the tune of The Volga Boatmen:Quote:Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!This was sung to everybody that had a birthday at one of the Boy Scout camps I stayed at once :lol:
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday!
Children dying far and near
They say that cancer's caused by beer
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
Typhoid, plague and polio
Coffins lined up in a row
Now that you're the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Happy Birthday, Oh Happy Birthday!
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