Ok, here's the deal. my freind likes to bitch alot, how do i tell him that his bitching gets anoying, without him bitching about that. here are a few prime examples:
I wont eat a sandwich unless it has rye bread and provalonge cheese.
I cant stand valentines day, its just so commercial. i dont think ill get anything for my "girl freind"
I hate my english class, everyone in it is so dumb and i am so superior!
yeah, im just right and your wrong. you shouldn't even try to argue because that just the way it is.
so if you could really help me out here, i need to know how to shut his bitching mouth up.
P.S. i apologize to the moderators for the usage of my language. thank you.
There are two ways, the second which was many times wrongly applied to me:
1) Relax, and don't worry about it.
2) Increase/decrease blood pressure (whichever one's worse for you) and tell him "Gawd, SHUT UPPPP!!!"
The way I take care of morons is a swift kick to the balls. That or a punch to the jaw. If you're feeling mean, do Bruce Lee's trademark "one inch punch" straight to his solar plexus.
It's really quite easy. ^_^
Quote:I wont eat a sandwich unless it has rye bread and provalonge cheese.
Shut up and eat the sandwich.
Quote:I cant stand valentines day, its just so commercial. i dont think ill get anything for my "girl freind"
Buy something for your girlfriend and shut up.
Quote:I hate my english class, everyone in it is so dumb and i am so superior!
Shut up, you're not superior, in fact, you're actually quite inferior.
Quote:yeah, im just right and your wrong. you shouldn't even try to argue because that just the way it is.
*slap friend*
*hit friend with sewing machine*
*jump on friend's face*
Shut up.
Quote:I wont eat a sandwich unless it has rye bread and provalonge cheese.
Starve him for a week, then offer him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Quote:I cant stand valentines day, its just so commercial. i dont think ill get anything for my "girl freind"
Tell his girlfriend.
Quote:I hate my english class, everyone in it is so dumb and i am so superior!
Ask his teacher what his grades are.
Quote:yeah, im just right and your wrong. you shouldn't even try to argue because that just the way it is.
Linkin Park, "One Step Closer".
Then tell the school bully that your friend hit on his girlfriend.
all valid points, but i dont want to kill the guy, or hit him with a sewing machine at that, although........ nevermind! thanks for the advice, I would tell one of the upper classmen that he was hitting on his girl, but when he saw my friend, he would laugh so hard, he would probably forget about the whole thing until a month later. and i think i will do the starving thing, it would be better if i just gave him a penut butter sandwhich with no milk. :lol:
I know this kid. If ANYONE doubts that the previous quotes are true, talk to me. Heres one that he did at lunch.
Him-"O my g*d, i got a canadian quarter. What the f**k? I get canadian dimes, but a canadian quarter? I should send it back to canadia!!"
Not canada, canadia. He isn't that bright.
me-"Calm down. Relax."
Him- First, he throws the quarter. "G*d. I can't believe it. I hate canadian money. How does it get here? Why did I get it?"
By the end, he was crying and b***hing about the government allowing canadian money to be circulated. He proceeded to b***h for a week about this incident. How do you deal with that situation?
Canadian money? You think he has bigger problems. He doesn't.
Tell him that canadian quarters are actually worth quite a lot of money, and that he was stupid to throw it away, you know some collector has been asking about them or something like that, and see what happens (from a distance :wink: )