04-09-2006, 10:55 PM
It makes so much sense to contadict yourself:
Quote:Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hilary Clinton.
Saddam was a good guy when Regan armed him, a bad guy when Bushâs daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a âwe canât find Bin Ladenâ diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is Communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
A woman canât be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veteransâ benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents wonât have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy, but providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobaccoâs link to caner are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense, but a president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillaryâs cattle trades, but George Bushâs driving record is none of our business.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless youâre a conservative radio host. Then itâs an illness and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support statesâ rights, but the Attorney General can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the â80s is irrelevant.