Hmm... my old online identity is getting threadbare. I can track the real me down with it. So, I need a new one. Any ideas?
Your name is Rod L. Tweeslitser. You hunt rouge ducks for a living. You live in a small one room apartment in New York. With your mom and dad.
Hey, that gives me an idea! What about Aylmer Fudge?
Be vewy quiet. We awe hunting bunny wabbits.
