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The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Rokkuman - 05-19-2004
I'm not gonna start it off this time... I'll let the next person who posts do that.
The only rule is that no one can end the story... if the thread dies, then the thread dies, don't be a boring cow and end the story in the middle...
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Zack - 05-19-2004
These are always fun.
And keep Martha Stewart *out* of it this time, hmm? 
One day, Martha Stewart was eating...oops...
Okay, okay!
One day, Michael Jordan was eating liverwurst on rye while walking down Main St. in New York City. Suddently, a mugger came up to him and demanded that he give both of his shoes and one fingernail to the United Liverwurst Foundation, which feeds starving canaries in west Africa.
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - KiZ - 05-19-2004
Micheal refused, so the now angry mugger....
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Zack - 05-20-2004
Pulled a spatula from inside his underwear and started smacking Michael on his butt.
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Mech1031 - 05-20-2004
...The reason for this was unknown, but he said he would stop if micheal could beat tiger woods in a game of warcraft...
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - whitetiger0990 - 05-20-2004
...Micheal agreed but Tiger Woods turned into a real tiger and started eating him! Then he went to a gas station and...
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Rokkuman - 05-20-2004
Tiger Woods then morphed back into a human, spat Michael Jackson back out, and the Warcraft III game began! Micheal chose the humans (because their towns had the little children), and Tiger Woods chose the Orcs...
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - speedlemon - 05-20-2004
...because somehow, while in the stomach of the magical tiger, michael jordan had transformed into michael jackson...
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Rokkuman - 05-20-2004
Thanks, lemon guy... ^_^
Michael Jackson defeated Tiger Woods in the game of Warcraft, and in a burst of excitement, he delivered a fatal spinning roundhouse to Tiger Wood's face.
He looked at the angry mugger who was running off down the street...
The Qbasic News Story: Part 3 - Zack - 05-20-2004
And pointed his Uber-electric-elite finger at the mugger's right big toe, and evaporated it with the Death Ray, causing the angry mugger to trip over and fall headfirst onto a rabid alley cat.