Make a program that is a person if they were coded!

[Kylemc]

Haha KiZ, nice :rotfl:

[Pritchard]

Hey guys! I just switched to an Apache 2.0.55 server, so I'll have the links redone in a minute. It beats my TinyWeb, that's for sure! XD!

[Z!re]

Here's another idea: how about an AI chatbot that emulates the person?

Code:

do
   input "Talk:", chat$
   select case int(rnd * 3)
   case 0
      print "Z!re: SHUTUP PUNY MORTAL"
   case 1
      print "Z!re: BOW TO ME, I AM THE GODDESS"
   case 2
      print "Z!re: I AM IMMORTAL!!!!!1"
   end select
loop

Silence worm!

[j2krei08]

Pyrokid program:

Code:

screen 14,16
cls
dim pic(1000) AS INTEGER
randomize timer
do until a$=chr$(27)
  a$=inkey$
   i+=1
   IF i = 1000 THEN
      y=int(rnd*610)+10
      x=int(rnd*300)+10
      c=INT(RND*255)+50
      clr=RGB(c,0,0)
      circle (x,y),10,clr
      paint (x,y),clr,clr
      i=0
   END IF
   y=int(rnd*610)+1
   x=int(rnd*310)+1
  
   get (x,y)-(x+5,y+5),pic
   put (x,y-1),pic,pset
  
loop

I just used his paintball program.

[Deleter]

I submit a program for myself:

[TheDarkJay]

This forum:

Code:

Print "Z!re: STFU! 2+2 = 5!"
color 10: PRINT "*Flames Appear *"
color 15
Print "The last Sane Man Alive: ...*back away slowly, do not make eye contact. Stay away from the lunatic and the flames*
Print "The people of qbasicnews forums: NO! YOU ARE WRONG! 2+2 = 4! Or 6..we don't know...*Runs into the flames*"
sleep

[Z!re]

This forum:

Print "Z!re: STFU! 2+2 = 5!"
color 10: PRINT "*Flames Appear *"
color 15
Print "The last Sane Man Alive: ...*back away slowly, do not make eye contact. Stay away from the lunatic and the flames*
Print "The people of qbasicnews forums: NO! YOU ARE WRONG! 2+" = 4! Or 6..we don't know...*Runs into the flames*"
sleep

2+2 DO equal 5


EDIT: Btw, am i like 50% of this forum or what?

[Deleter]

EDIT: Btw, am i like 50% of this forum or what?

I was wondering about that...maybe its because they all are nerds in need of gf's and think making a program of you will get them what they want . [/jk]

:rotfl:

[thegrogen]

2+2 DO equal 5

I've heard something about that somewhere... "2+5 = 5, for high values of 2".

[Kylemc]

According to your profile, you are 3.47% of this forum