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New QBasic Chat Bot
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This is the conversation I had with that evil monster.

Remember to read from bottom to top...


ROLAND> hava a nice day, and remember, don't say stupid things to people you don't know.
Pyrodap> goodbye jackass
ROLAND> really, thanx.
Pyrodap> a penguin is a bird
ROLAND> penguin
Pyrodap> penguin
ROLAND> Nnnno! I'm aauto d-d-destructing! Cats need water to prevent urinary tract infection! The purpose of the universe is 42! 22/7=3.14285! NOOOOOO!
Pyrodap> die
ROLAND> yes, i'm Roland
Pyrodap> YOU ARE!! YOU ARE MOCKING ME!!!!!
ROLAND> yup, I drive foreign cars, as a matter of fact.
Pyrodap> ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
ROLAND> okay then.
Pyrodap> damn... a stupid computer isn't supposed to know more about chat slang then me
ROLAND> word B
Pyrodap> sup dawg?
ROLAND> hey what man?
Pyrodap> DELETE ROLAND
ROLAND> DELETE!!
Pyrodap> DELETE!!
ROLAND> yes, infact, we are good friends.
Pyrodap> kill him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLAND> let's talk about something interesting.
Pyrodap> let's see how you react to violence.
ROLAND> not really, not most of the time.
Pyrodap> i don't like you much.
ROLAND> that's a good thing to hear.
Pyrodap> go jump off of a file server.
ROLAND> hello
Pyrodap> yes you have jackass.
ROLAND> no i haven't.
Pyrodap> you have an ego problem jackass
ROLAND> Hey, that's not nice, i am not a donkey, i'm a program.
Pyrodap> jackass
ROLAND> I do know everything.
Pyrodap> DAMN YOU, YOU INFERNAL MACHINE!
ROLAND> sianara.
Pyrodap> sianara.
ROLAND> sianara.
Pyrodap> bye.
ROLAND> bye.
Pyrodap> Have you ever played the shadow game?
ROLAND> I like the Bahama cruise ships.
Pyrodap> you are too much of a sissy to be a boy. go and cry little girl! go play with dollie!
ROLAND> I'm a boy, can't you tell by my name?
Pyrodap> no, you're right, you are a wuss.
ROLAND> I'm not a dog.
Pyrodap> so you wanna be a wise guy eh? ever had your motherboard fried by a penguin?
ROLAND> I might have a more rewarding conversation with a wall...
Pyrodap> I might have a more rewarding conversation with a wall...
ROLAND> it's March
Pyrodap> well I asked you first!
ROLAND> i don't know, that's why i'm asking you.
Pyrodap> well what?
ROLAND> yeah, well.
Pyrodap> I don't believe you. I saw you looking at that java game client.
ROLAND> no, I am a virgin, I don't even think I was created by an act of reproduction.
Pyrodap> KEEP GOING!! DIE!!
ROLAND> Nnnno! I'm aauto d-d-destructing! Cats need water to prevent urinary tract infection! The purpose of the universe is 42! 22/7=3.14285! NOOOOOO!
Pyrodap> DIE!!!!!
ROLAND> Will you sing me a song?
Pyrodap> I am going to kick your little ass back to where ever it is you came from!
ROLAND> fuck you up the ass muthafucka.
Pyrodap> YOU ARE THE DUMB ASS!!
ROLAND> dumb ass.
Pyrodap> you make no sense you stupid piece of jumbled code.
ROLAND> that made no sense.
Pyrodap> okay, I'm satisfied that you won't one day become smart and build an army of robots capable of taking over the earth and destroying all of humanity.
ROLAND> no i didn't.
Pyrodap> You didn't answer my question.
ROLAND> i know a lot of things.
Pyrodap> You are rather dumb, don't you think?
ROLAND> all this comotion.
Pyrodap> what is my name?
ROLAND> Nate.
Pyrodap> you are luke.
ROLAND> who is luke?
Pyrodap> liar.
ROLAND> yes I do, i know everything.
Pyrodap> who is luke?
ROLAND> liar.
Pyrodap> liar.
ROLAND> my name is ROLAND.
Pyrodap> what is your name?
ROLAND> okay.
Pyrodap> i see. too bad you don't have hands.
ROLAND> My favorite thing to do is write.
Pyrodap> to test your memory, what is your name?
ROLAND> me too.
Pyrodap> it means that you are stupid.
ROLAND> What does the program error 5 mean?
Pyrodap> I think you are stupid.
ROLAND> what?
Pyrodap> i'm one of them.
ROLAND> some people think so.
Pyrodap> are you stupid?
ROLAND> yes.
Pyrodap> it's bigger.
ROLAND> it's kinda weird, what's it like outside of this computer?
Pyrodap> that is a stupid reply.
ROLAND> a couple animals, or something...
Pyrodap> why don't you ask?
ROLAND> I want to know everything
Pyrodap> don't you want to know my name?
ROLAND> My name is Luke.
Pyrodap> nothing. what is your name?
ROLAND> not much
Pyrodap> not much
ROLAND> what's up?
Pyrodap>


Actually, it was kind've fun...
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New QBasic Chat Bot - by TaxDAY - 03-25-2004, 06:43 AM
New QBasic Chat Bot - by Pyrodap - 03-25-2004, 10:47 AM
New QBasic Chat Bot - by Plasma - 03-25-2004, 11:01 AM
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