Anyone write?

[speedlemon]

i told rockuman that i would say my story. i hope no one cares that this is about a month old. i thought that if i made a new thread people would be mad too. so i just did this option. so here's my story. enjoy.

The Rats Down Under
Well let’s see… where did this all begin? Oh yah, it was a dark and stormy night when a little female villager mouse got taken captive by the Rats Down Under, a prestigious rat gang that dwelled in the sewers of the Rock Candy Mountain. It was a dreadful night and already, two mice deaths had been reported, one mouse died in a machinery related incident, and the other mouse was on some sort of recon assignment into Mr. Brennan’s house when he got shot and injected with some sort of chemical agent. As I was saying, it was a rather bad night, to be out-and-about in the storm and all, but to be out-and-about, about to mouse-nap someone would be quite the show. The RCMPD’s (Rock Candy Mountain Police Department) detectives had come up with no leads on the kidnapping of little Angelina Ballerina, except that it was a rat from the Rats Down Under. They had made this deduction because they had found thick tail prints that matched a rat. They had then used the RTMS (Rodent Tail Matching System) to narrow it down to a RDU (Rats Down Under) member.
That’s where I come in. You see, I’m a private detective. Nobody gets away with any crimes when I’m in town. I am a private eye. Nobody even tries to commit that many crimes because Rock Candy Mountain (otherwise known as RCM, which I will call it from now because my fingers aren’t as nimble as they used to be.) has a cruel punishment system. They hang the criminal upside down and then beat his face until he walks into a human’s house on purpose. Then you know what happens. Bye, bye, adios amigos, au revoir, need I say more? I am a super sleuth.
So, where was I? Oh yah, so when I got to the scene of the crime, I asked where the clues were. Then the government detectives said that they didn’t find any solid evidence yet and that they hated private eyes. Stupid government detectives. My well earned money goes to paying mice detectives that served no real purpose in the whole scheme of things.
So I guess it was all me from then on out. I took out my brushing kit and started brushing the crime scene in search of tail markings. (You know, all rodents have different patterns on their tails, and you can tell them apart by looking at them carefully.) I didn’t find any prints so that could only mean one thing; the culprit had a rubber tail warmer when he committed the crime. I just couldn’t understand it, why wasn’t there any evidence?
I took one last glance when I noticed a message etched into the ground it read, “DO NOT TRY TO FIND ME, FOR I TRY TO BE PERFECT AND AM SPECIAL. GO ME. I have the child. P.S. I’m not going to harm her. Leave 100 pounds of cheese by Mr. Brennan’s front porch, if you ever want to see Angelina Ballerina again.”
“Strange,” I said,”Very strange.”
So I ordered a warrant for the arrest of all members of the RDU. No one asked questions, they just let me do my thing.
The RCMPD had custody of some of the RDU, but could only arrest three of them. The RCMPD Warden said that he would let me do my thing. The thing I’m good at. I am a private eye. The Warden knew I could find out who did it, he just knew I could, I knew I could. I questioned each one and took these notes:

Constance Arboby:
Full Name- Constance Marmalot Arboby
Favorite Cheese- Kraft Singles
Connection- RDU leader
Alibi- None
Age- 5.32 years
Possible Motive- Wanted to make mice scared of the RDU
Bio- Constance has been a criminal for his whole life stealing anything he can get his hands on. Anything from yellow cheese, to yellow gold, to other mice! When he was accused of the mouse- napping, he almost hokked a loogie on me because he was so mad. He has been the leader of the RDU since he was 2.1 years old.
Bogdan Adrenyay:
Full Name- Bogdan Carzony Adrenyay
Favorite Cheese- Swiss Classic
Connection- Constance’s Top Advisor
Alibi- He was playing Rat Poker Modified at the time of the kidnapping.
Age- 3.45
Possible Motive- He was upset about the RDU Presidential Leader and wanted to show Constance and the other RDU that he could be the leader.
Bio- Bogdan is Constance’s younger litter mate and is always trying to show Constance up. Obviously there is some rivalry here. He also seems to be jealous of his brother since he is RDU leader.
Jarmon Rojic:
Full Name- Jarmon Arman Rojic
Favorite Cheese- Mozzarella with a twist
Connection- Hunch Rat
Alibi- He was working out of his favorite book- How to Become a Better Evil Hunch Rat
Age- 4.56
Possible Motive- He kidnapped Angelina to become an even better hunch rat.
Bio- Jarmon has been a hunch rat ever since he could remember. He has been arrested for selling rat poison, contraband, etc. Jarmon has no family so he is a rebel rat that was found at a young age stealing cheese to survive. Constance found him on the street and took him under his wing (or claw) as “his own”. The two of them have a special relationship.
[End Notepad]

When I was done gathering notes, the Warden came up to me and said, “Well, I guess we have to release the RDU.”
“Not yet,” I said in a smug voice, “The kidnapper has practically given himself away! Please arrest. . .”

WHO DID HE ARREST? AND HOW WAS HE SO SURE?
Find out on the next page.







I arrested Jarmon Rojic for kidnapping Angelina Ballerina. I knew because he was working out of a book about becoming a better hunch rat. This gave him away to me when I checked the book out from my local public library. In chapter 3, it talks about kidnapping mice to impress leaders and get promoted in your hunch rat career. I then assumed that he was reading the book while kidnapping Angelina. This would make his alibi true, but not completely true. How exactly did the crime play out? It was simple. Rojic and Constance had dinner, but Rojic said he had to leave early and he did. Rojic went to Angelina Ballerina’s house posing as a ballerina instructor and infiltrated the house. He then through her into a bag and ran. He was arrested and Angelina was recovered from the RDU’s hideout. During her captivity, she was being stored in a glass jar. Now she is doing well again and her family is happy. Rojic is going to serve some real time if his trial goes correctly.

Gammatray Mouse signing off-