Obscurely coded pong

[KiZ]

Wow... my head hurts now.


drawing on yeti's idea (this also breaks the rule, but what the hell)
[syntax="qbasic"]#define x if
#define xx then
#define xxx else
#define xxxx do
#define xxxxx loop
#define xxxxxx until
#define z and
#define zx line
#define zxxx input
#define zxxxx multikey
#define zxxxxx circle
#define xz wait
#define xzx flip
#define xzxx cls
#define xzxxx goto
#define xzxxxx end
#define xxz screenset
#define xxzx dim as single
#define xxzxx screen
#define xxzxxx dim as string

xxzxx 14,,2
xzzxzzx:
xxz 0, 1:xxzx zxxz, zxzx, zxzz:xxzxxx zzxx, zzzx, zzzz, zzzxx
zxz = 160:zxxz = 160:zxzx = 50:zxzz = 1:zzzz = "y":y = 35
yx = 0:yyx = 265:yyyx = 200:yyyyx = 1:yyyyyx = 260:xy = 40
xyx = 0.001:xyxx = 5:xyxxx = 175:xyxxxx = 195:xyxxxxx = 190
xxy = 240:xxyx = 75:xxyxx = 77:xxyxxx = 180:xxxy = 20
xxxyx = 60:xxxyxx = 8:xxxyxxx = &h3da:xxxxy = 3
xxxx: zx(y, yx)-(yyx, yyyx), , b: x zzx = yyyyx xx zxxz = zxxz + zxzz xxx zxxz = zxxz - zxzz
x zxxz < xy xx zzx = yyyyx xxx x zxxz > yyyyyx xx zzx = yx
zxzz = zxzz + xyx:x zzz = yyyyx xx zxzx = zxzx + zxzz xxx zxzx = zxzx - zxzz
x zxzx < xyxx xx zzz = yyyyx xxx x zxzx > xyxxx z zxxz > zxz - xxxy z zxxz < zxz + xxxy xx zzz = yx
x zxzx > xyxxxx xx xxz yyyyx,yyyyx: zxxx "play again"; zzzxx: x zzzxx=zzzz xx xzxxx xzzxzzx xxx xzxxxx
zxxxxx(zxxz, zxzx), xyxx: x zxxxx(xxyx) z zxz > xxxyx xx zxz=zxz-xxxxy
x zxxxx(xxyxx) z zxz < xxy xx zxz = zxz+xxxxy
zx (zxz-xxxy,xxyxxx)-(zxz+xxxy,xyxxxxx),,b:xz xxxyxxx,xxxyxx:xzx:xzxx:xxxxx xxxxxx zxxxx(yyyyx)[/syntax]