Make a program that is a person if they were coded!

[Z!re]

Here's another idea: how about an AI chatbot that emulates the person?

Code:

do
   input "Talk:", chat$
   select case int(rnd * 3)
   case 0
      print "Z!re: SHUTUP PUNY MORTAL"
   case 1
      print "Z!re: BOW TO ME, I AM THE GODDESS"
   case 2
      print "Z!re: I AM IMMORTAL!!!!!1"
   end select
loop

Silence worm!