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[Z!re]

This forum:

Print "Z!re: STFU! 2+2 = 5!"
color 10: PRINT "*Flames Appear *"
color 15
Print "The last Sane Man Alive: ...*back away slowly, do not make eye contact. Stay away from the lunatic and the flames*
Print "The people of qbasicnews forums: NO! YOU ARE WRONG! 2+" = 4! Or 6..we don't know...*Runs into the flames*"
sleep

2+2 DO equal 5


EDIT: Btw, am i like 50% of this forum or what?