Hi and Help....

[Moneo]

Can't you call notepad and tell it to print? Or some other program, specifically designed for that sort of thing?

I believe you can, though I've never done it.
I've been told that from your program you can do a SHELL something like this:

SHELL "notepad filename /p"

where the /p tells Notepad tp print the file.

If you're running XP, you might have to use this format:

SHELL "cmd/c notepad filename /p"

Try it. My printer is busted.

Regards..... Moneo