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#1
Is it possible to print out the current date? If so how?
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#2
RTFM! jk Wink function DATE$ works fine. if you want the month in text, just make a string array(0 to 11) for each month. i dont think you can easily get the day's name though.
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#3
Theres a DATE$ function! I never knew that. :o :o
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Yeah. It happens. I myself looked through the entire Help Index page several times when I was younger. But since learning Perl and PHP and such, I had forgotten all about many functions including TIMER and got very confused when trying to use time$.
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#5
when I type

PRINT DATE$

a beautiful girl isn't supposed to suddenly call me and ask me out on a date?!!! NOW you tell me!
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#6
No Glenn. All "PRINT DATE$" does is takes your beautifully sexy date and forces her into a printing press as it crushes her entire body onto a newspaper from 1790.
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#7
I think the date only goes back to 1980
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*zoom*
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Quote:*zoom*

*zoom*?
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Quote:when I type

PRINT DATE$

a beautiful girl isn't supposed to suddenly call me and ask me out on a date?!!! NOW you tell me!

Just type:
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DATE$ Mango's wife

she's a b1tch anyway....and a beauty....and if she takes you up on your proposition, she'll be a whore, and I can get a griefless divorce from the cunt.....
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