Do you remember?

[Plasma]

...When an "ax" was something used for chopping? It's called an axe...

Either spelling is correct.

[Lachie Dazdarian]

...When you found Qbasic 1.1 on the Windows9x disk?
No. I had it on my PC with MS-DOS 6.22.
...When you triumphed over the mastery of the LINE Command?
Duh?
...When a sprite was just a soda?
Yeah.
...When you first stumbled across the network54 forums?
Duh?
...When an "ax" was something used for chopping?
It still is. hifty:
...When "PRINT" was a command under the File menu to send something to a printer?
Yeah.
...When SCREEN 12 was you're favorite screen mode because it had the most pixels?
It never was.
...When you tried to make your first Operating System in qbasic?
No.
...When you first tried to clone your favorite game in Qbasic?
No.
...When the best way to check for multiple conditions was many IF...Then
......do you remember how relieved you felt when you discovered Select Case?
Yes.
...When your loops were composed of multiple labels and GOTOs?
Oh, yea!
...When you tried to make your first Pong game?
Wasn't that long ago. It's ok.
...When INT 33 meant nothing to you?
INT 33?
...When you're nick on some forum/IRC/BBS somewhere was QBMaster, QBKing, LordOfCode or something of the sort though you had just programmed for a few days?
Never.
...When you first typed qbasic.com into your address bar, just to see what would come up?
Never.
...When you first played Milo Sedlacek's Monospace?
A year ago.
......Angelo's Wetspot?
Haven't played it yet.
.........Pasco's GroovBuggies?
Haven't played it yet.
...When you found these forums?
Like a year ago.

I'm boring.

[seph]

My girlfriend's take:

...When you found Qbasic 1.1 on the Windows9x disk? What's Windows 9x?
...When you triumphed over the mastery of the LINE Command? Ummm, I can do like a pretty mean line dance, but um....
...When a sprite was just a soda? It is.
...When you first stumbled across the network54 forums? I only know what a forum is cuz thats what you do.
...When an "ax" was something used for chopping? You know, dwarves uses axes in DD, they used a big double-sided ax, which doesn;'t make any sense because its as big as they are.,
...When "PRINT" was a command under the File menu to send something to a printer? Yes.
...When SCREEN 12 was you're favorite screen mode because it had the most pixels? Is that the art thing, where it's so big? because I like the art to cover the whole page.
...When you tried to make your first Operating System in qbasic? n/a
......when you realized it was really just a GUI? n/a
.........when you gave up? I never give up.
...When you first tried to clone your favorite game in Qbasic? Steven made a bowling ball game.
......that it was a 3d game? I don't like those things, they make me dizzy.
.........when you gave up? I DON'T GIVE UP!
...When the best way to check for multiple conditions was many IF...Then I passed geography.
......do you remember how relieved you felt when you discovered Select Case? .......
...When ON KEY was the extent of your keyhandling? It never was. You mean like turning the computer on? You know once, with Shauna, I didn't know how to turn the computer on, so I sat there and went "bla" with my hands, and Shauna was like Nikki that isn't how you turn the computer on, and she came over and turned it on for me,and I said yeah it is, see? It just turned on!
...When your loops were composed of multiple labels and GOTOs? ............no
...When you tried to make your first Pong game? I love pong!
...When INT 33 meant nothing to you? It sitll means nothing to me!
...When you're nick on some forum/IRC/BBS somewhere was QBMaster, QBKing, LordOfCode or something of the sort though you had just programmed for a few days? I've always been wonderwomen118... ALWAYS.
...When you first typed qbasic.com into your address bar, just to see what would come up? I remember whenSteven first showed it to me. I thought the site could use more colour. Oh, wrong webste.
......what the first words that came from your mouth were when all the links were dead? "It's not good when things die"
...When you first played Milo Sedlacek's Monospace? ........yyeeeeeeaaaaaahh
......Angelo's Wetspot? Ummmmmmmmm lol
.........Pasco's GroovBuggies? okay.
...When you found these forums? like the ones on here? steven showed them to me maybe a year ago.

[TheBigBasicQ]

:rotfl:

[pr0gger]

ROTFL seph :rotfl:

[Ninkazu]

...When you found Qbasic 1.1 on the Windows9x disk? My friend gave QB 1.1 to me on disk.
...When you triumphed over the mastery of the LINE Command? I learned graphics about a year after starting QB. I thought it was all text, then I saw MSong and was all like OMG WTF, but uh... I can't remember being proud of LINE or even my first use of it.
...When a sprite was just a soda? Well... a soda and a fairy.
...When you first stumbled across the network54 forums? Ya, that was about 5 months ago since qbasic.com is gay, and always was gay. Gay gay gay gay...
...When an "ax" was something used for chopping? That's "axe", you dipshit.
...When "PRINT" was a command under the File menu to send something to a printer? I remember PRINT making absolute sense to me, since I'm not a dumbass.
...When SCREEN 12 was you're favorite screen mode because it had the most pixels? *sigh* this one I'll admit to. I was so young... so stupid!
...When you tried to make your first Operating System in qbasic? Never did this, because I was smart enough to know that it was either impossible, or you're just a complete moron for wasting your time on such a project. ....I can't remember
......when you realized it was really just a GUI? gooey gooey gooey...
.........when you gave up? I've given up so many times I should be given a medal for... oh screw this, I give up.
...When you first tried to clone your favorite game in Qbasic? I've only started games that my friend wanted to make... HE wanted to clone StrikeGunner, but... he quit interest RIGHT after I finished the damn engine. *sigh* It would have been awesome but I GAVE UP! HAHAHAHAH!
......that it was a 3d game? It wasn't 3D... in fact, this follow up doesn't even work with the previous question
.........when you gave up? Ooooooh ya, I remember that part
...When the best way to check for multiple conditions was many IF...Then Do you know how many hours I'd put into changing ONE mistake with all the damned IF statements? I mean HOURS
......do you remember how relieved you felt when you discovered Select Case? I used SELECT CASE with a smooth transition with no relief at all.... I don't really use it that much still, but I understand its purpose
...When ON KEY was the extent of your keyhandling? Never was retarded enough to use ON KEY
...When your loops were composed of multiple labels and GOTOs? I used GOTO.. but not for a loop. Just a biiiig "RPG" with a complicated decimal labeling system that I understood at the time, but a week later contemplated killing myself for being so stupid.
...When you tried to make your first Pong game? Pong sucks, tetris rules, and no I never tried to clone either
...When INT 33 meant nothing to you? It still means nothing to me, ASM has mystified me for a millenia (ya, I've been alive that long............................... and so has ASM)
...When you're nick on some forum/IRC/BBS somewhere was QBMaster, QBKing, LordOfCode or something of the sort though you had just programmed for a few days? I remember my first forum being DE's disc.server board and my aliases started out like "DarkDread wannabe", "DarkDread rules" and all that, then I played D&D one day and created a character "Ninkatzu" and used that on the forums.. then I learned the Japanese character chart and realized that name wasn't possible, and changed it to "Ninkazu"
...When you first typed qbasic.com into your address bar, just to see what would come up? Um... I mildly remember that, but I most definitely remember JAVASCRIPT ERROR! popups whenever I hovered over a link. I wanted to kill Mallard, but that douchebag was long gone already
......what the first words that came from your mouth were when all the links were dead? Ya, that's about right. Shitty website, broken links, probably many death threats to Mallard.. ya...
...When you first played Milo Sedlacek's Monospace? I played that for 10 seconds and turned that crap off
......Angelo's Wetspot? It never worked on my computer
.........Pasco's GroovBuggies? Cool effects, horrible game
...When you found these forums?[/quote] About a year ago, can't remember who referred me (I think it was Mofu) and I've been bugging the crap out you guys ever since

[Plasma]

I love seeing how many people think axe only has one spelling...

[TheBigBasicQ]

Hehe That was a good one :rotfl:

[Neo]

I love seeing how many people think axe only has one spelling...

Argh...hrmmm... I don't agree with that dictionary! It shouldn't exist. :rotfl:

[aetherfox]

well u learn something new everyday