11-10-2003, 08:29 PM
Sorry dude, you're farked.
The only way something like this can be learned is by crashcourse cramming anyway. listen to diroga. Flashcards, etc, are sophomoric but they work.
Otherwise, just fail.
Or you can do what I did once -- take the test, make sure your teacher REMEMBERS you being there (say hi, ask him a question about the test up at his desk, etc) then don't hand it in. Walk out with it in your pocket. Then wait patiently for him to hand yours back. When he says (as they always do) did anyone NOT get theirs back? Just raise your hand innocently. He'll look at you, remember you, remember you being there, and IF YOU'RE LUCKY, automatically panic and assume he lost your test. Then he'll let you take a makeup and once again IF YOU'RE LUCKY, it'll be the same test as before. So obviously you now have a copy of it. For whenever you take the makeup. Make sure you're prepared to take it IMMEDIATELY, the minute he gives them back, so he doesn't have time to make a new one, or doesn't bother because he thinks you haven't had any time to get a copy from one of the other students, etc.
Anyway, by some friggin miracle this actually worked for me, perfectly I might add, once. But don't be surprised if it blows up in your face, because it's really not that great of a plan.
good luck, I always appreciate a good caper.
The only way something like this can be learned is by crashcourse cramming anyway. listen to diroga. Flashcards, etc, are sophomoric but they work.
Otherwise, just fail.
Or you can do what I did once -- take the test, make sure your teacher REMEMBERS you being there (say hi, ask him a question about the test up at his desk, etc) then don't hand it in. Walk out with it in your pocket. Then wait patiently for him to hand yours back. When he says (as they always do) did anyone NOT get theirs back? Just raise your hand innocently. He'll look at you, remember you, remember you being there, and IF YOU'RE LUCKY, automatically panic and assume he lost your test. Then he'll let you take a makeup and once again IF YOU'RE LUCKY, it'll be the same test as before. So obviously you now have a copy of it. For whenever you take the makeup. Make sure you're prepared to take it IMMEDIATELY, the minute he gives them back, so he doesn't have time to make a new one, or doesn't bother because he thinks you haven't had any time to get a copy from one of the other students, etc.
Anyway, by some friggin miracle this actually worked for me, perfectly I might add, once. But don't be surprised if it blows up in your face, because it's really not that great of a plan.
good luck, I always appreciate a good caper.
eep your eyes open and a monkey you'll see -- oh, everybody wants my cocoa crispies.
