OMFG, a person-parachute

[seph]

there is a news report on guess-who, about a brand new idea!!! a parachute for RUNNERS! what a brilliant new idea they say! you put a parachute on your back and it makes it harder to run, OMG its GENIUS! oh and they actually said something like "it actually works WHILE you run, so its easy to use!" like it was such a mind-blowing concept. i hate fox

[KiZ]

? Wasnt that invented ages ago? Ive heard of that before...



(Wierd... QBN just logged me out when I tried to reply just then)

[seph]

yeah, but not for running i thought... maybe for falling from the sky. but itdoesnt matter. fox is made by idiots, for idiots.

[KiZ]

No, I've definately heard of parachutes that people wear to train when running. Makes running a lot harder, increases the energy used, and so gives a better work out.

I bet they look like dumbasses though.

[seph]

100 years ago....

"Hey Marcus the fourth, look at that silly old knacker running in place on that peculiar contraption! Isn't it the daffiest thing you've ever gazed upon?"
"I say, Henry, you are most certainly correct! He is very much so making a dafidill of himself!"

EDIT: yeah, cuz back then we were still a state in Britain, and everyone talked like a 1900s brit. and they started to invent stairmaster things... apparently. :roll: