04-20-2003, 11:41 PM
Real programmers don´t write specs --users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all and take what they get.
Real programmers don´t comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to read.
Real programmers don´t write application pograms. They program right down on bare metal. Aplication programmeing is for feebs wh cant do system programming.
Real programmers don´t write in Cobol. Cobol is for wimpy application programmers.
Real programmers never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machin they can ba patched into working in only 30-hours debuging sessions.
Real programmers don´t write in Forteran. Forteran is for pipe stress freaks and chrystallography weenies.
Real programmers never wokr 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 am, it´s because they were up all night.
Real programmers dont write in Basic, Actoully, no programmers write in Basic , after the age of 12.
Real programmers dont write in PL/1. PL/1 is for programmers who cant decide whether to write in Cobol or Forteran.
Real programmers dont write in APL. Any fool can be obscure in APL.
Real programs dont document. Documentation is for simps who can read the listings or the object deck.
Real programmers dont write in Pascal, or Bliss, or Ada, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typiing is for people with weak memories.
Real programmers know better then the users what they need.
Real programmers think structred programming is a communist plot.
Real programmers think better then playing adventure...
:added on Ninkazus wish:
Real programmers make 64k executables that produce 2 gigs of info
there compy those from my C book. mostly of you have probably alrady read them but they are funny and can be read again.
And remember no one uses basic who is over 12 years old
Real programmers don´t comment their code. If it was hard to write it should be hard to read.
Real programmers don´t write application pograms. They program right down on bare metal. Aplication programmeing is for feebs wh cant do system programming.
Real programmers don´t write in Cobol. Cobol is for wimpy application programmers.
Real programmers never work right the first time, But if you throw them on the machin they can ba patched into working in only 30-hours debuging sessions.
Real programmers don´t write in Forteran. Forteran is for pipe stress freaks and chrystallography weenies.
Real programmers never wokr 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 am, it´s because they were up all night.
Real programmers dont write in Basic, Actoully, no programmers write in Basic , after the age of 12.
Real programmers dont write in PL/1. PL/1 is for programmers who cant decide whether to write in Cobol or Forteran.
Real programmers dont write in APL. Any fool can be obscure in APL.
Real programs dont document. Documentation is for simps who can read the listings or the object deck.
Real programmers dont write in Pascal, or Bliss, or Ada, or any of those pinko computer science languages. Strong typiing is for people with weak memories.
Real programmers know better then the users what they need.
Real programmers think structred programming is a communist plot.
Real programmers think better then playing adventure...
:added on Ninkazus wish:
Real programmers make 64k executables that produce 2 gigs of info
there compy those from my C book. mostly of you have probably alrady read them but they are funny and can be read again.
And remember no one uses basic who is over 12 years old