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The Queen's English
#1
Dunno if any of you have seen this before, but with some of the complaining about each others english, I thought you might enjoy it:

http://www.lssu.edu/banished/

Every year they make a list of words that were over-used and mis-used that year. Anyone who follows world issues or the media will greatly enjoy flipping through some of the archives as well as this year's banished words.

My favorites so far from this year:
Quote:UNTIMELY DEATH -- Balky attempt to make some deaths more tragic than others. “Has anyone yet died a timely death?” asks Donald Burgess of South Pasadena, California.

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION -- Used more and more (and just too much according to James of Canberra, Australia) as a card that trumps all forms of aggression. In danger of becoming a push-button buzzword. Many nominators point out that any weapon, used effectively, does a lot of destruction. “A few thousand machetes in the hands of an army in Africa can lead to mass genocide,” writes Howard Stacy of Atlanta, Georgia.

Jack Newman of Cypress, Texas, often hears the hybrid, “wepuhmadistricshun.”
“Over-used, over-wrought.” Michelle Gill, Chicago, Illinois.

AS PER -- “As per a conversation I had with a co-worker and ‘as per’ common decency to your fellow human beings, please substitute ‘according to.’ If I hear ‘as per’ ever again, I will need to take some ‘asperin.’” Greg Gibson, Tucson, Arizona.

UNDISCLOSED, SECRET LOCATION – Redundant stacking of adjectives often used to describe Vice President Cheney’s whereabouts. “If it’s a secret, it’s pretty undisclosed, and if it’s undisclosed, it’s a secret,” says Bill Lodholz of Davis, California.
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#2
I know I haven't been here for a while but I haven't been online lately. That is pretty funny. Notice 2 of those are Califonians. Oh and Go Tucson!!(My home city)
o, let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you are completely sane?! -A.J. Rimmer
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#3
That's reasonably old... but still quite funny. I like the WMD one, if everyone listened to the Queen we wouldn't be having this war in iraq because the americans wouldn't have a reason... but please don't take that sentence as an excuse to start that debate again...
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