07-06-2005, 03:19 PM
If cats invented computers there would be
no need for gamepads or joysticks, they only
need a mouse to play.
They would also not have a tree structured file system
because when they get out on the branches they
might need help to get back to the root...
The computer would also have heat controlled fans so
so the computer would have just the right temperature
for a nap on its padded top.
If dogs invented computers they would have a
tree structured fs, because when it's infected by a virus
they would just stand at the root barking, hoping that the
virus would settle at the branch.
If rabbits invented computers everything would be
wireless or or sold without guarantee, and buying one
would dig a big hole in your wallet...
no need for gamepads or joysticks, they only
need a mouse to play.
They would also not have a tree structured file system
because when they get out on the branches they
might need help to get back to the root...
The computer would also have heat controlled fans so
so the computer would have just the right temperature
for a nap on its padded top.
If dogs invented computers they would have a
tree structured fs, because when it's infected by a virus
they would just stand at the root barking, hoping that the
virus would settle at the branch.
If rabbits invented computers everything would be
wireless or or sold without guarantee, and buying one
would dig a big hole in your wallet...
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