07-10-2005, 01:49 AM
By Chris:
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Quote:a) SEND OBESE CITIZENS(THOSE 5LBS OVER DESIRED WEIGHT) TO GOVERNMENT FAT/LABOR CAMPS UNTIL THEY REACH A PROPER WEIGHT
b) THOSE WHO DO NOT ATTEND THEIR FAT CAMP SHALL BE PLACED IN FEDERAL PRISON UNTIL THEIR WEIGHT IS AT AN ACCEPTABLE LEVEL
c) OBESE CITIZENS/FATS SHALL BE FORCED TO PAY A FAT-TAX. FOR EVERY OUNCE OVER THE FEDERAL WEIGHT LIMIT THEY MUST PAY $25 A MONTH
d) ONCE PROPER WEIGHT IS ATTAINED ALL FORMER FATS WILL BE MONITORED BY GOVERNMENT CENTERS LOCATED IN INDIA. IF WEIGHT EXCEEDS FEDERAL WEIGHT LIMIT THEY WILL BE FORCED TO PAY $5000 FINE AND SERVE 5YRS IMPRISONMENT
e) ALL FATS SHALL BE FORCED TO ADHERE TO A STRICT DIET OF WATER, AND CARRROTS ONLY. THOSE WHO VIOLATE THIS DIET WILL BE FINED $2000 PER INFRACTION
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