10-07-2005, 09:30 AM
You can find most puppies for free at your local pound, or even in boxes outside of houses sometimes. can you believe it, free!
all you have to do is go out and pick one up. sure, they might be a little bit of a hassle now and then. But i mean come on, everyone is getting them. you'll be the only loser left out in the rain because you don't have a puppy.
and get this, there are so many different free versions of puppies, you can get Red haired puppies, those are the best.
whats that? you don't like puppies? well screw you, what else is there to like? Kittens?! no way! no kittens, they just sleep and crap. that is NOT cool. Goldfish? more like oldfish, step out of the 70's and into the new era, Puppies for Everyone! you may find yourself saying "what if i'm a pet rock guy?" well there was no hope for you anyway. so lets all just do what i say and get a puppy!
all you have to do is go out and pick one up. sure, they might be a little bit of a hassle now and then. But i mean come on, everyone is getting them. you'll be the only loser left out in the rain because you don't have a puppy.
and get this, there are so many different free versions of puppies, you can get Red haired puppies, those are the best.
whats that? you don't like puppies? well screw you, what else is there to like? Kittens?! no way! no kittens, they just sleep and crap. that is NOT cool. Goldfish? more like oldfish, step out of the 70's and into the new era, Puppies for Everyone! you may find yourself saying "what if i'm a pet rock guy?" well there was no hope for you anyway. so lets all just do what i say and get a puppy!
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