I almost broke in two laughing

[na_th_an]

This is really hillarious

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Spain

[red_Marvin]

Usually when I read funny stuff on the web I just smile, but this made
me burst out laughing.

There is an entry for Sweden too.

Swedish is notable for the adjective "lagom", being the only word in the world that is absolutely politically correct. It can be roughly translated to "the middle ground between mediocre and good, just about perfect if you don't want actual perfection, neither good nor bad, the quantum average that's always approaching above average but never quite there, so-so but pretty good, almost three-quarters awesome."

[na_th_an]

Hahahaha - yeah, that's really good. The unencyclopedia is always funny, but those country definitions are awesome.

[Z!re]

Usually when I read funny stuff on the web I just smile, but this made
me burst out laughing.

There is an entry for Sweden too.

Swedish is notable for the adjective "lagom", being the only word in the world that is absolutely politically correct. It can be roughly translated to "the middle ground between mediocre and good, just about perfect if you don't want actual perfection, neither good nor bad, the quantum average that's always approaching above average but never quite there, so-so but pretty good, almost three-quarters awesome."

Lagom pwns!
One of a few words that cant be translated to english

[TheDarkJay]

England is the smallest and most foul smelling nation on the Moon,accounting for more than 83% of the total Moon population.

England is named after a type of lemon-flavoured chewy candy, or a homosexual sailor from the 14th century. To date, no one has gotten around to working out which.

The inhabitants of England are known as "Canadians" or more commonly referred to as "Tossers". England is also the birthplace of the "Chav".

:o :lol: :rotfl:

[Kylemc]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scotland

One thing Scotland is well known for is it's state of the art road traffic handling concept. In the early 1800 one Scot (who was proclaimed King for this idea) deemed that the cause of all traffic problems was due to having too many roads. In accordance with this theory the Scots destroyed all the roads in the land but two; the high road and the low road. While there is much speculation on the issue, generally throughout history the high road has been considered the faster of the two.

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Digging_hol...m_in_again

:king:

[Kevin_theprogrammer]

http://www.uncyclopedia.org/OS/2

The OS/2 is IBM's super games console, an acronym of Owns! Station 2 because it naturally has ownage over all other machines, which are vastly inferior by comparison. Originally slated as the PlayStation 2, IBM was forced to change its name after discovering a nursery school in Manchester, which has since become a Starbucks, had already taken this name.
The OS/2 was launched in 2000, amid competition against Sony's Spectrum ZX, the Sega Saturn, and Charles Babbage's Calculating Machine. However, the OS/2 quickly became the gamers' machine of choice, due to the following features that characterised the OS/2's supremacy:

I partially wrote the artice on DR-DOS, but its pretty retarded. I'm surprised noone said it was a pile of crap.

[na_th_an]

I worte the last paragraph of this: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/GIMP

[KiZ]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Scotland

Haha yeah I read that too. Dude, we totally used to hang out with California and Vietnam in the Indian ocean before hooking up with boring old england!

:D

[Anonymous]

Some hints at Basque language

* "Epa." - Good morning.

* "Epa." - How are you.

* "Epa." - I would like a beer please.

* "Epa." - Well, see you.

* "Epa!!?" - Are you stupid?

* "Epa!!" - Hey you!

* "Epa.." - I'm not sure"

* "Eskaralakakatua" - "The parrot is expensive"

* "Lindakara" -"President of the basque country"

* "Euskalherría" - "Epa!!"

hahahahah oh man, its so long, but so full of gold...