Eggs in Qbasic

[na_th_an]

Can you boil eggs in qbasic?

[Skyler]

If you attach the ACME Baysik Ayg Boylurr.

[Plasma]

send me the codes plz

[Skyler]

It's a device shaped like an egg which you attach to the serial port of your computer. You put some eggs in, program it for the proper length of time, and out comes your uncooked or burnt eggs, depending on which you set it for.

[Dio]

Can you boil eggs in qbasic?

i hope you get AIDS ;)

[na_th_an]

That's difficult. My sexual life is kind of "on hold" right now. And I only mess with clean ladies.

[red_Marvin]

1. Remove cpu heatsink.
2. Put pot on cpu.
3. Add water to pot.
4. Add egg(s) to water.
5. Overclock

ATTN! Do not let small children and dogs play in the pot or computer.

[na_th_an]

But what has QBasic to do with all that?

Plz send me the codez.

[nkk_kan]

can u overclock using Q- basic?

using asm???

[na_th_an]

You can overcook using Qbasic.