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Why women don't work IT...
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#2
Imagine, every time someone hired an IT expert, it'd be a hot girl, like me..
The rest of the office wouldnt get their work-quota up.. Thats why the receptionist is a hot girl, you become happy going in and out..

This is why we hide our intellect, with clever disguises, as to not ruin mankind as you know it.

And there are so many sexial innuendos in this post it's not even funny.
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#3
But you don't hide it because you want to, although you may think you do. Little do you know that you're but only a part of a system of control.
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#4
A system of control operated by Bill Gates.
-yah
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#5
Who is secretly run by Satan. Who in turn, is secretly run by Me :neo: Of course, I am secretely controlled by 'the voices'. The big question is, who controls the voices?
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#6
The voices are really one person: Billy West.
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Stop Double Posts!
Whats better? HTML or Variables?
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#7
:aah: And here I was thinking they were controlled by Aliens... :b
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#8
No, they are a psychological security function designed to cause panic in the mind of an intruder... sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
In the beginning, there is darkness – the emptiness of a matrix waiting for the light. Then a single photon flares into existence. Then another. Soon, thousands more. Optronic pathways connect, subroutines emerge from the chaos, and a holographic consciousness is born." -The Doctor
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#9
Quote:The big question is, who controls the voices?

Dick Cheney, Carl Rove, George Bush
f you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices. The scary part is that if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
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#10
pic is broken? has been since the first time i saw this thread...
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