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Chef's Secret Recipe
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Ingredients:
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle Johnnie Walker
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the Johnnie Walker to check quality.
Take out a large bowl, check the whisky again.
To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Sample whisky.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one tsp sugar. Beat again.
Make sure the whisky is still OK. Try another cup. Turn off the mixerer.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner. If the flied druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check the tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a flick.
Check the whisky.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or something.
Whatever you can find.
Whisk the checky
Greash the oven and piss in the tridge.
Turn the cake tin 350 defrees. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl through the bloody window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.
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#2
Mmmm..... sounds good :wink: .
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#3
wtf? Baking!!! Are you ok? Have you got a sex change or something?

Baking is for girls not for men!
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#4
Quote:wtf? Baking!!! Are you ok? Have you got a sex change or something?

Baking is for girls not for men!

so why are bakers in the bread shop guys? Sexist pig Tongue
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#5
Quote: so why are bakers in the bread shop guys? Sexist pig

Bah! you didnt get me. Cooking is considered as a female job. Well guess what? if that was true you would see women all over the hotels, food joints etc...but you dont. Thats because men(inherently) are superior to women in all respects(i.e. only those which can be compared) and so they can do everything(though very little) that women can do :roll:.

BTW I am not a sexist. These are just pure undeniable axioms =).
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#6
I love cocking.. err.. I mean cooking... :rotfl:

I really do like to cook, I do it atleast twice a day, and guess what, it's called SURVIVING!

Bakeing, sure, although I havent done it for some time now, I mostly burn my 'stuff'


Quote:Thats because men(inherently) are superior to women in all respects(i.e. only those which can be compared)
wtf?, men are not superior to women?, where did you get that from? men and women are not even comparable.

There is no part of a man and a women that is comparable, what would you compare?, intelligence?, men and women think diferently, and use different logics to solve a problem.
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#7
Guys can adapt to anything :bounce:

How men use an ATM:

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN number and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt



How women use an ATM:

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Check makeup in rearview mirror

3. Shut off engine

4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it

9. Enter PIN number

10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

11. Hit "cancel"

12. Re-enter correct PIN number

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. STOP

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in gear, reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Travel 3 miles

41. Release parking brake

Z!re got a question about logic, intelligence?
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#8
Quote:Guys can adapt to anything :bounce:
Well, I would like to see you adapt to being a housewife :wink: , women has adapted to the male society, and in general do whatever the males do, and you call males adaptable?

Evil post editor :wink: ... And why would'nt that be a clear sign of adaption on behalf of the women? They want to make themselves pretty, for US, not for themselves (whatever they say)
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#9
Men too have done that. They even have adapted to producing children.

Lemme see a woman fertilizing another woman =P.
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#10
lol, what? Men don't produce children, men produce semen, women produce them eg, cary the fetus, cary the baby, and gives birth to it.

The phrase "to give birth" means to give life to something, I've never heard a man give birth to a baby, have you?
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