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LooseCaboose

06-03-2003, 02:40 PM
How about a different approach:

Code:
x

Thats annoying because it wont compile and cannot be run in the interpretter without error. Its even more annoying, because you cant debug or fix it, because you dont know what I had in mind, it could have been a really great game or awesome screensaver but now you will never know. ;-)

BTW, Rel that /is/ annoying, I dont even want to run it, but its annoying to know that you think like that. j/k ;-)

If I could be bother digging out the info on that Intel video card that had a hardware bug that allowed programmers to feed instructions to the card that would cause its cpu to overheat and blowup, that would certainly be annoying, then again I doubt anyone has one of those cards any more.

Neo

06-03-2003, 03:51 PM
How about this one:

Code:
OPEN "C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT" FOR APPEND AS #1
   PRINT #1, "THISPROGRAM.EXE"
CLOSE #1

DEF SEG = &HFFFF
CALL Absolute(0)

Do not use F8 or advanced starting up options. Works under Win98. (not under later).

Phydaux

06-04-2003, 07:27 PM
I suppose you could always add this to your autoexec.bat file
Code:
:loop
autoexec.bat
goto loop

seph

06-04-2003, 10:48 PM
Does that just keep opening up the autoexec.bat file until all your memory runs out, and your sys crashes?

Phydaux

06-05-2003, 07:59 AM
Not just that, each file you open continues to open more files, kinda like bacteria multiplying. Smile I'm sure Windows Safe Mode would stop it tho.

Neo

06-05-2003, 12:05 PM
Try to put this in autoexec.bat:

Code:
:loop
md a
cd a
goto loop

oracle

06-06-2003, 03:31 AM
Code:
OPEN "C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT" FOR APPEND AS #1
PRINT #1, "THISPROG.EXE"
CLOSE

DEF SEG = 0
POKE &H473, &H12
POKE &H472, &H34
DEF SEG = &HFFFF
CALL Absolute(0)

seph

06-06-2003, 04:02 AM
Oh oh oHHHHH!! I got one, I have an idea for an annoying program!!!!

Code:
DO
PRINT "*annoying mocking voice* Hi I'm wildcard. You can't do this and that. I'm a big jerk face. Waaaaa, I'm complaining about lots of stupid stuff."
LOOP

Agamemnus

06-06-2003, 06:03 AM
CLS
DO
I$ = INKEY$
IF I$ <> "" then EXIT DO: PRINT "You pressed <any key>."
LOOP

'Rel, that's dangerous!

Neo

06-06-2003, 05:52 PM
ouf , and what may that be?
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