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I suppose adding
Code:
echo ^L > LPT1
to a batch file could add to the annoyance Smile (sometimes PRN is better than LPT1/2)
Code:
PRINT "Please wait whilst your patience threshold is calculated.."
DO
LOOP
Once again: CTRL+BREAK Smile
Quote:Once again: CTRL+BREAK Smile
OK then what about this code...
Code:
DO
   PRINT "A sphincter presses Ctrl+Break"
LOOP

Wink Tongue

Edit: forgot to add quotes...

w00t 100th post :-)
With quotes, of course Wink

That reminds me of my brother's Mambo t-shirt. On the front there's only the mambo logo, and on the back there's a smiley doing a *huge* cheesy smile, and the text around him says "SMILE if you're a wanker" :rotfl:
Quote:With quotes, of course Wink
Oops! :oops: Forgive me... I've been messing around with batch-files all day, and you don't have quotes with echo Tongue
Forgiven :lol:

Don't worry, you mess with batch files so you know more about them than me Smile
Quote:Once again: CTRL+BREAK Smile
Yeah but then you 'lose' the patience threshold test and never find out what your score is Wink

It's like: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow..
Quote:
Code:
PRINT "Think of a river. Think of ripples. When did you take a leap? Too long ago? Do it now. I'll prepare a surprise while you're gone..."
CHDIR "c:"
DO
i = i + 1
OPEN CHR$(RND * 97 + 24) + LTRIM$(STR$(i)) + ".bat" FOR OUTPUT AS #1
FOR ii = 1 TO 30000
  PRINT #1, "Relax, I'm just filling your harddrive with gibberish. Relax. Take your time. That's right."
NEXT
CLOSE #1
LOOP

Heh... Untested of course Wink
that would be great if you could hide the files
and in random folders
REVIVING DEAD THREAD ALERT
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