Why don't monkeys grow beards?
they shave each morning in secret societies.
yes, it's genetic controls, silly... why does your hair stop at your waist?
In fact, it is the same reason why pidgeons don't use Nike trainers.
In fact pigeons don't use nike trainers because it won't look
good on them.
Na_th_an: so you mean that monkeys don't grow beards
because nike trainers don't look good on pigeons?
But how come people can grow beards? Is it like a genetic defect or something?
Yeah. That's one of those ugly side effects.
Radiation, of course. Or the chemical X. Or whatever.
Lets see... would you rather have a beard and not look like a monkey, or have no beard and look like King Kong??
I have a beard.
But I have another theory. It's just that God created monkeys with hair in all their bodies but their faces and butt, and the humans with no hair but in their faces and butt.
It makes sense now.