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Hey, what do you call a retarded QBasic Program.

A bastard. ahahahhaaaaa. Get It? Bas - Tard. Basic - Retard. HAHAHA LOL. ok.
What does a programmer do when he gets mad?

He counts from 0 to F. :rotfl:
Almost wrote some stupid thing about the QBasic guy and his girlfriend: QB-Doo and Scaggy.

That wouldn't have been nice though.
those were two retarded jokes =P
Quote:those were two retarded jokes =P

Yes, you both should be proud.
lol.

Everyone come up with some QB jokes and post them in this thread.
QB :rotfl:
Quote:QB :rotfl:
ouch.

Why did QB cross the street? because in a world of BASIC segregation, it couldn't take the bus. only years later would RosaBasic pioneer QB into the wonderful world of libraries.
What do you do when QB crashes?

CALL &H911
oh and to those who don't live in the US, 911 is an emergency hotline for an ambulance, police, etc. if you didn't know.
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