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Hey, what do you call a retarded QBasic Program.
A bastard. ahahahhaaaaa. Get It? Bas - Tard. Basic - Retard. HAHAHA LOL. ok.
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What does a programmer do when he gets mad?
He counts from 0 to F. :rotfl:
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Almost wrote some stupid thing about the QBasic guy and his girlfriend: QB-Doo and Scaggy.
That wouldn't have been nice though.
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those were two retarded jokes =P
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Quote:those were two retarded jokes =P
Yes, you both should be proud.
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lol.
Everyone come up with some QB jokes and post them in this thread.
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Quote:QB :rotfl:
ouch.
Why did QB cross the street? because in a world of BASIC segregation, it couldn't take the bus. only years later would RosaBasic pioneer QB into the wonderful world of libraries.
the mind is a beautiful thing, use it and make the world a more beautiful place.
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What do you do when QB crashes?
CALL &H911
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Greenday, Spice Girls... Can you tell the difference?
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oh and to those who don't live in the US, 911 is an emergency hotline for an ambulance, police, etc. if you didn't know.
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