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QBasic Joke.
#1
Hey, what do you call a retarded QBasic Program.

A bastard. ahahahhaaaaa. Get It? Bas - Tard. Basic - Retard. HAHAHA LOL. ok.
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#2
What does a programmer do when he gets mad?

He counts from 0 to F. :rotfl:
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#3
Almost wrote some stupid thing about the QBasic guy and his girlfriend: QB-Doo and Scaggy.

That wouldn't have been nice though.
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#4
those were two retarded jokes =P
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#5
Quote:those were two retarded jokes =P

Yes, you both should be proud.
ovaProgramming.

One night I had a dream where I was breaking balls. The next morning, BALLSBREAKER was born.

Quote: Excellent. Now you can have things without paying for them.

BALLSBREAKER 2
~-_-Status Report-_-~
Engine: 94%
Graphics: 95%
Sound: 100%
A Severe Error has crippled BB2 for the time being... I have to figure it out, but until then you won't see much of it Sad.
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#6
lol.

Everyone come up with some QB jokes and post them in this thread.
orking on BLAZEGUI for dos. It's gona be soooo coool. Gona have windows, and multi-taksking. Already finished most of the windowing system. It work swell.
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#7
QB :rotfl:
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#8
Quote:QB :rotfl:
ouch.

Why did QB cross the street? because in a world of BASIC segregation, it couldn't take the bus. only years later would RosaBasic pioneer QB into the wonderful world of libraries.
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#9
What do you do when QB crashes?

CALL &H911
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#10
oh and to those who don't live in the US, 911 is an emergency hotline for an ambulance, police, etc. if you didn't know.
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