12-26-2005, 08:37 PM
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I thought of this one while I watched the kilometer long line into a Canadian Tire store this morning. The store didn't open for another two hours.
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I thought of this one while I watched the kilometer long line into a Canadian Tire store this morning. The store didn't open for another two hours.
Quote:I remember 14 cents
That I saved on that day
When I stood patiently
To get a deal on duct tape
Yes it's true I could have slept
Until noon and gone then
But my fears won't let me rest,
I fear that they'd be sold out!
Hold my place as I lose much face
I MUST SAVE CASH NOW!
Two more hours 'til opening
The line then spans two long miles
But I keep thinkin' about tape
AND THE FOURTEEN CENTS I'LL SAVE!
Though it seems insane to thee
I can't help but save fourteen
cents to spend on bus fare home
THIS PLAN MAKES PERFECT SENSE TO ME!
Hold my place as I lose much face
I MUST SAVE NOW!
Oh my god the sign just got flipped
Oh god, help me Hold my place as I lose much face
I MUST SAVE NOW!!!
Oh man, they're having a sale
On lawn chairs
Aisle Sixteen
I will now knock DOWN
This old lady
10 percent off
don't have a porch
But that's a damn good deeeeeeaaaaal!
Look there! condoms on sale!
Never get laid
But I'll save money
2 for 1
Will I use one?
I have my doubts
But I'll save pleeeeennnnntttttyyyyyyy! (No! No! Can't miss the savings!)