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A new supermarket opened near my house and has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

:rotfl:

Hmm... My mom likes her burgers to moo. Maybe she should stop there and buy some.

I no like that store.... After walking past the produce section, I bought a umbrella only to walk outside and find it was not in fact raining after all.... hifty:

Well duh... why do you think they play those sfx?

I've been to a supermarket that has the built in misters with the thunder... but not to with all those other things! That's insane! I wouldn't shop there either. :o

How exactly does one witness an odour?

HOLY TROLL!


edit: Brittney is ugly nowadays anyways.

Can you imagine the socks section?

Yeah, and can you imagine what sensory effects they have on the aisle with "feminine" products like Tampax and Tampons?

Oh, let me out of here!

Regards..... Moneo