So I was in the shower today...

[Agamemnus]

But remember how massive they are? Each of their gravity would be equivAlEnt to something around 4.4m/s^2. So now you have a force of (4.4m/s^2)*(half the mass of the earth) pushing on you from both sides. You'd be crushed. You're thinking that somehow you'd be safe in the middle because there is no gravity. But there is gravity, you're just cancelled out from the equivAlEnt mass on both sides. The 2 masses still want to come together whether you're in the middle or not, and their gravitational force will make it so. Then once they collide and become 1 object, gravity will not stop there. It will still cause a force for everything to push towards the center of gravity.

>So now you have a force of (4.4m/s^2)*(half the mass of the earth) pushing on you from both sides.

You can't just divide the mass of the Earth by two and say the gravitational force on the surface is also halved. Also, m^2/s^2 is not force, it's force times mass.

>thinking that somehow you'd be safe in the middle because there is no gravity. But there is gravity, you're just cancelled out from the (equivAlEnt) mass on both sides.

I didn't say there wasn't gravity. People can't be cancelled out.

>The 2 masses still want to come together whether you're in the middle or not, and their gravitational force will make it so.

So?

>It will still cause a force for everything to push towards the center of gravity

So? The force will be small at the center because gravity will be low. Just because everything forces towards everything "below" it doesn't mean that you can somehow add up the forces. You're going to lose a lot of that force from simply the density of matter that stops the force, from magnetism, and also from the much smaller force in the center and near the center.