Females...

[Ninkazu]

Right girl? Pssh, I just want some poon tang! :lol:

[seph]

Then in that case, go for the shallowest girls. A lot of the preps will do those things you see in pornos.

[barok]

No, i'm not laughing at your attempt to play it cool or that your school hates you. I'm laughing at your response after you found out she programs.

why does everyone think ninkazu's going to hit on her all of a sudden?

[Ninkazu]

why does everyone think ninkazu's going to hit on her all of a sudden?

Pssh, you should know that one. I think any REAL programmer desires a woman with programming skills too.

[seph]

I dunno. I think if a woman is that smart, she's gonna steal your money, on account o' women bein' either evil or stupid. I prefer stupid.
















j/(f)k!!!! My girlfriend is beautiful and smart, and she has huge breasts.

[Ninkazu]

Well, uh.......... I'm never getting married, I'm just getting a fuck buddy.

[Moneo]

Over the years, I have worked with several female programmers. In general, I found their programming skills to be mostly average, generally well organized but not inventive. They are mostly a pain in the butt to work with.

They never want to work late or weekends because of their boyfriends or husbands. You're working with them on a serious problem and the clock suddenly says quiting time, and off they go, dropping you and the project like a hot potato.

If you convince them to work late, you've got to take them out to dinner --- not just pizza in the office. So you take a break from the project to go out for a company-paid dinner, and then you have to put up with "I don't like Chinese or Italian food"; or "I don't want to go there because they don't serve vegetarian food"; or in the car (your car of course) on the way "Are you going to smoke?"

If they worked late, they expect you to give them a ride home, or call for cab and arrange for the company to pay for it.

If things ever go wrong on the project, like if the project is late, do you think that the female(s) on the project are ever going to be reprimanded? --- never.

You've heard of "Jewish princess"? How about "programming princess"?

I'll probably think of more stuff later.

So, ask me if I want female programmers on my projects.
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[Agamemnus]

Oh, so you want programming buddies who are basically man cockroaches: they eat whatever and don't mind not sleeping? :lol:

[Moneo]

That's right Aga, they'll work hard just like me.

By the way, I forgot to mention that if you get stuck with a female on a project, you better carry extra cash or a credit card, because if you have to go out to dinner, you can be sure that she´s not gonna pay. Then you have to make out the expense account report and put up with the boss' remarks when he has to sign it.

And don't even think about sleeping with them --- you think you have troubles now? After that, she'll own you.
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[toonski84]

Nah, Moneo isnt biased towards women

I really could care less about whether women program or not. It's not like I ever see anybody here on the board in real life (with the exception of harassing, bored nitpickers and their friend ethan ), so it really doesnt matter if person_x is female or not.