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Quote:Quote:Don't linger on. C is the answer. Forget anything else. C. C. C. (hypnosis) C. C. C...
Code: #define c int
#define CCC main
#define cC printf
#define CC for
c CCC() {
c cc = 0xc, Cc;
CC(Cc = 0; Cc < cc; Cc++) {
cC("Do C Do C Do C Do C Do %c Do %c Do C Do C Do C Do C ",
cc*6-5, cc*6-5);
}
}
C, C is ease-C. ;-)
Do you code every program of yours in that style??? :wink:
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Quote:Do you code every program of yours in that style???
Whats wrong with the code, its well structured, nicely indented, ANSI C complaint, looks perfectly fine after preprocessing....oh wait, you're complaining because I made it non-portable by relying on the ascii character set. So, in answer to your question, no, I usually write portable code ;-)
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LooseCaboose: LOL!
Code: #include <time.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define __ "Y\n : ! ,.?>"
#define D(f) ; } int f(int i) { return
#define E(a,b,c,d,e) b##d,c,e,a
#define e(a,b,c,d) a##b##c##d
#define B *p++ - ' ' || !p++
#define _(k) o(*#k - 64)
#define G(g,l,k,o,e,d,n,c,i,b,a,f,j,m,p) \
a#b#c#d#e#f#g#a#i#j#k#l#m#n#o e,i l##c,m##b; d g j n h(k 30:1); o p f}
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? -s + 'q'
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s?U( 3 ) ||_(J)
:A ( s- f( 5 ))
:(c= 4 *
4):
g(0)D(
V)c <= 3 *4 + 3&&c && V(X ( i) ) ;
}
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m [a^ 2 ] =T( 8 * 7) ;j= 3
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{time_t(x ) =+ 0+
time(0) ; j=E( u (i ) : i D(R )e(r ,
(code by Jason, http://www.es.ioccc.org/years.html)
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Eeeeeewwwww!
I think you've just scared the poor guy off C for life 
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Quote:LooseCaboose: LOL!
Code: #include <time.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#define __ "Y\n : ! ,.?>"
#define D(f) ; } int f(int i) { return
#define E(a,b,c,d,e) b##d,c,e,a
#define e(a,b,c,d) a##b##c##d
#define B *p++ - ' ' || !p++
#define _(k) o(*#k - 64)
#define G(g,l,k,o,e,d,n,c,i,b,a,f,j,m,p) \
a#b#c#d#e#f#g#a#i#j#k#l#m#n#o e,i l##c,m##b; d g j n h(k 30:1); o p f}
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? -s + 'q'
? f( 5 ) -s &&'d' -
s?U( 3 ) ||_(J)
:A ( s- f( 5 ))
:(c= 4 *
4):
g(0)D(
V)c <= 3 *4 + 3&&c && V(X ( i) ) ;
}
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(1
):0,
& ( !!d ( 0 )
||(a=! _(S)) ,b= 0 )||
a
?d(a = 0)
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main(){;
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n, d), && C ( j +R( s-j+t( i- 1) )
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&&_( X )E (d ( 0
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a= 1
:0)
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D ( l) * f, B?
B ?B ?B? B ?B ?B
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+ 17 : B?B?13:6 : 9 *2:B?15 : 7 *2 :
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m [a^ 2 ] =T( 8 * 7) ;j= 3
;
;
Q, ;int
P ( int
i )
{time_t(x ) =+ 0+
time(0) ; j=E( u (i ) : i D(R )e(r ,
(code by Jason, http://www.es.ioccc.org/years.html)
Yeah, yeah...that is called creative coding!!! :rotfl:
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Pip wrote: Quote:Eeeeeewwwww!
I think you've just scared the poor guy off C for life
No, but I think there is a bit of an inside joke going on that I don't get. (I guess I'll have to learn C).
hrist Jesus came into the world to save sinners, of whom I am first.(I Timothy 1:15)
For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son,
that whoever believes in Him should not perish, but have eternal life.(John 3:16)
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Quote:No, but I think there is a bit of an inside joke going on that I don't get. (I guess I'll have to learn C).
Not so much a joke, it's more what you call obfuscated code.. it's all legal syntax but you really wouldn't hand in a mid-term project looking like this 
And yes the family fox is very cool indeed 8)
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I have issues with that code... it's not alphabetically ordered..
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I have some programs that you can print and put it in a marquee in your room. The look great 
(but not alphabetically ordered, sorry).
Code: #define/**/X
char*d="X0[!4cM,!"
"4cK`*!4cJc(!4cHg&!4c$j"
"8f'!&~]9e)!'|:d+!)rAc-!*m*"
":d/!4c(b4e0!1r2e2!/t0e4!-y-c6!"
"+|,c6!)f$b(h*c6!(d'b(i)d5!(b*a'`&c"
")c5!'b+`&b'c)c4!&b-_$c'd*c3!&a.h'd+"
"d1!%a/g'e+e0!%b-g(d.d/!&c*h'd1d-!(d%g)"
"d4d+!*l,d7d)!,h-d;c'!.b0c>d%!A`Dc$![7)35E"
"!'1cA,,!2kE`*!-s@d(!(k(f//g&!)f.e5'f(!+a+)"
"f%2g*!?f5f,!=f-*e/!<d6e1!9e0'f3!6f)-g5!4d*b"
"+e6!0f%k)d7!+~^'c7!)z/d-+!'n%a0(d5!%c1a+/d4"
"!2)c9e2!9b;e1!8b>e/! 7cAd-!5fAe+!7fBe(!"
"8hBd&!:iAd$![7S,Q0!1 bF 7!1b?'_6!1c,8b4"
"!2b*a,*d3!2n4f2!${4 f. '!%y4e5!&f%"
"d-^-d7!4c+b)d9!4c-a 'd :!/i('`&d"
";!+l'a+d<!)l*b(d=!' m- a &d>!&d'"
"`0_&c?!$dAc@!$cBc@!$ b < ^&d$`"
":!$d9_&l++^$!%f3a' n1 _ $ !&"
"f/c(o/_%!(f+c)q*c %! * f &d+"
"f$s&!-n,d)n(!0i- c- k) ! 3d"
"/b0h*!H`7a,![7* i] 5 4 71"
"[=ohr&o*t*q*`*d *v *r ; 02"
"7*~=h./}tcrsth &t : r 9b"
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"7-r[/9~X .v90 <6/<.v;-52/={ k goh"
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";$/ =t ;v; 6 =`it.`;7=` : ,b-"
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"v96 <7 / =o : d =o"
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p;n(){return r <X X X X X
768?d[X(143+ X r++ + *d ) %
768]:r>2659 ? 59: ( x = d
[(r++-768)% X 947 + 768] ) ?
x^(p?6:0):(p = 34 X X X )
;}s(){for(x= n (); ( x^ ( p
?6:0))==32;x= n () ) ;return x ; }
void/**/main X () { r = p
=0;w=sprintf (X X X X X X o
,"char*d="); for ( f=1;f < * d
+143;)if(33-( b=d [ f++ X ] )
){if(b<93){if X(! p ) o
[w++]=34;for X(i = 35 +
(p?0:1);i<b; i++ ) o
[w++]=s();o[ w++ ]
=p?s():34;} else X
{for(i=92; i<b; i
++)o[w++]= 32;} }
else o [w++ ]
=10;o [
w]=0 ;
puts(o);}
This one compiles and runs.
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I think this just has to be posted:
Code: #!/usr/bin/perl -w # camel code
use strict;
$_='ev
al("seek\040D
ATA,0, 0;");foreach(1..3)
{<DATA>;}my @camel1hump;my$camelÂ;
my$Camel ;while( <DATA>){$_=sprintf("Â%-6
9s",$_);my@dromedary 1=split(//);if(definÂed($
_=<DATA>)){@camel1huÂm p=split(//);}while(@Âdromeda
ry1){my$camel1hump=0 ;my$CAMEL=3;if(definÂed($_=shif
t(@dromedary1 ))&&/\S/){$camel1humÂp+=1<<$CAMEL;}
$CAMEL--;if(d efined($_=shift(@droÂmedary1))&&/\S/){
$camel1hump+=1 <<$CAMEL;}$CAMEL--;iÂf(defined($_=shift(
@camel1hump))&&/\S/)Â{$camel1hump+=1<<$CAÂMEL;}$CAMEL--;if(
defined($_=shift(@caÂmel1hump))&&/\S/){$cÂamel1hump+=1<<$CAME
L;;}$camel.=(split(/Â/,"\040..m`{/J\047\1Â34}L^7FX"))[$camel1h
ump];}$camel.="\n";}Â@camel1hump=split(/\Ân/,$camel);foreach(@
camel1hump){chomp;$CÂamel=$_;y/LJF7\173\1Â75`\047/\061\062\063Â\
064\065\066\067\070/Â;y/12345678/JL7F\175Â\173\047`/;$_=reversÂe;
print"$_\040$Camel\nÂ";}foreach(@camel1huÂmp){chomp;$Camel=$_;Ây
/LJF7\173\175`\047/1Â2345678/;y/12345678/ÂJL7F\175\173\0 47`/;
$_=reverse;print"\04Â0$_$Camel\n";}';;s/\Âs*//g;;eval; eval
("seek\040DATA,0,0;"Â);undef$/;$_=<DATA>;Âs/\s*//g;( );;s
;^.*_;;;map{eval"priÂnt\"$_\"";}/.{4}/g; __DATA__ \124
\1 50\145\040\165\163\1Â45\040\157\1 46\040\1 41\0
40\143\141 \155\145\1 54\040\1 51\155\ 141
\147\145\0 40\151\156 \040\141 \163\16 3\
157\143\ 151\141\16 4\151\1 57\156
\040\167 \151\164\1 50\040\ 120\1
45\162\ 154\040\15 1\163\ 040\14
1\040\1 64\162\1 41\144 \145\
155\14 1\162\ 153\04 0\157
\146\ 040\11 7\047\ 122\1
45\15 1\154\1 54\171 \040
\046\ 012\101\16 3\16
3\15 7\143\15 1\14
1\16 4\145\163 \054
\040 \111\156\14 3\056
\040\ 125\163\145\14 4\040\
167\1 51\164\1 50\0 40\160\
145\162 \155\151
\163\163 \151\1
57\156\056
please dont screw up....
i]"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum ... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"[/i] - Dirty Harry
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