The Qbasic News Story: Part 3

[barok]

the Mugger screamed in pain, and Micheal Jackson took a leap at the Mugger, one fist held back ready to hit the mugger...

[Sumo Jo]

but then he decided he was hungry again.....

[barok]

so he ate the mugger instead with one bite.

[Zack]

This caused Michael to feel sick, so he went to a dumpster to throw up. But then another mugger came and demanded that Michael chop off his left pinkie finger and autograph it!

[speedlemon]

so he looked into the dumpster for a knife. But he saw a spork and started sawing off his finger. when he cut it off, he reached into his pocket for a pen only to find a....

[Zack]

(What's a spork?)
...only to find an inflatable figure of Captain Kirk! He quickly inflated it, and shoved it in the mugger's face. The mugger reacted by...

[speedlemon]

spork=spoon+fork

biting with his teeth until it slowly deflated. but by now he had suffocated on the plastic. he dropped slowly to his knees. right before he died however, he gave michael an envelope...

[Zack]

Michael opened the envelope. In it there was a message telling him to ride to Disneyland inside the trunk of a green taxi. So he hailed the next green cab, and got into the trunk...

[speedlemon]

inside, he found some children, also on there way to disneyland...

[KiZ]

But for some reason. these were evil children. The said some magical words, and a swirling vortex appeared beside micheal in the trunk! Micheal got sucked through to find himself in....