The Qbasic News Story: Part 3

[Z!re]

"You must really hate tomatoes, throwing them around like that".. And continued singing...

[speedlemon]

the theme song from free willy.

[KiZ]

And thus: The story so far:

One day, Michael Jordan was eating liverwurst on rye while walking down Main St. in New York City. Suddently, a mugger came up to him and demanded that he give both of his shoes and one fingernail to the United Liverwurst Foundation, which feeds starving canaries in west Africa. Micheal refused, so the now angry mugger pulled a spatula from inside his underwear and started smacking Michael on his butt. The reason for this was unknown, but he said he would stop if micheal could beat tiger woods in a game of warcraft. Micheal agreed but Tiger Woods turned into a real tiger and started eating him! Then he went to a gas station and Tiger Woods then morphed back into a human, spat Michael Jackson back out, and the Warcraft III game began! Micheal chose the humans (because their towns had the little children), and Tiger Woods chose the Orcs, because somehow, while in the stomach of the magical tiger, michael jordan had transformed into michael jackson. Michael Jackson defeated Tiger Woods in the game of Warcraft, and in a burst of excitement, he delivered a fatal spinning roundhouse to Tiger Wood's face.

He looked at the angry mugger who was running off down the street and pointed his Uber-electric-elite finger at the mugger's right big toe, and evaporated it with the Death Ray, causing the angry mugger to trip over and fall headfirst onto a rabid alley cat. The Mugger screamed in pain, and Micheal Jackson took a leap at the Mugger, one fist held back ready to hit the mugger, but then he decided he was hungry again, so he ate the mugger instead with one bite.

This caused Michael to feel sick, so he went to a dumpster to throw up. But then another mugger came and demanded that Michael chop off his left pinkie finger and autograph it! So he looked into the dumpster for a knife. But he saw a spork and started sawing off his finger. when he cut it off, he reached into his pocket for a pen only to find an inflatable figure of Captain Kirk! He quickly inflated it, and shoved it in the mugger's face. The mugger reacted by biting with his teeth until it slowly deflated. but by now he had suffocated on the plastic. he dropped slowly to his knees. right before he died however, he gave michael an envelope. Michael opened the envelope. In it there was a message telling him to ride to Disneyland inside the trunk of a green taxi. So he hailed the next green cab, and got into the trunk. Inside, he found some children, also on there way to disneyland. But for some reason. these were evil children. The said some magical words, and a swirling vortex appeared beside micheal in the trunk! Micheal got sucked through to find himself in the world of qbasicnews. he saw people that looked like lemons, people that looked like limes, wile-e-coyote, spider-woman and more. then he hit the ground with such force he was knocked unconcious.

When he came to, he noticed a huge smily face standing over him, pointing at his head a giant banana. Then a woman named Rhiannon came up to the smiley face (Z!re), and pulled the banana from his hand, and set it on the ground. It then began to kiss Rhia's feet and sing the words to the Star Trek Enterprise Theme song, "Faith of the heart". Then the Xindi weapon started coming to destroy all of Earth when micheal jacksons finger ran away like the hand from the adams family, it was very amusing. However, the mugger wanted his autographed finger so he ran after it. it crossed the street, and the mugger followed it. then he got it hit by a green taxi. Then finger went all the way to the QBasic News knowlege base, where he found some code to vorpalize his abnormally large backside. He quickly ran the code, only to find that it instead formatted the world's harddrive! All modern knowledge lost, Michael decided to sing one of his old hits: "girlfriend, I'm gonna tell your boyfriend .. yeeeahhh!!! Tell him exactly what we're doing... YEEEEAAAHH WOWW!!" (hands to the crotch). He then got tomatoes thrown at him by an old lady walking down the street. So instead he began singing "Maria, hey hey hey hey...," off-tune. Again the tomatoes came. So he said to the old lady "You must really hate tomatoes, throwing them around like that" and continued singing the theme song from free willy.

[speedlemon]

Chapter 2:
Jackson, now covered in tomatoes decided to go back to his neverland ranch and plan a sleepover party...

[Dr_Davenstein]

He called the local day-care center, but they hung up on him, so he decided it would be better to...

[Rokkuman]

Then, a spatter of blood appeared for no apparent reason, just to give the story a PG-13 rating to attract a better audience.

[whitetiger0990]

hey... thats doesn't form a sentence\

it should be

spatter blood everywhere for no apparent reason, just to give the story a PG-13 rating to attract a better audience.

:wink:

[Rokkuman]

hey... thats doesn't form a sentence\

it should be

spatter blood everywhere for no apparent reason, just to give the story a PG-13 rating to attract a better audience.

:wink:

.....That had nothing to do with anything, and made no sense at all.....

Anyhoo...
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After being hung up on, he called the daycare center again, and again, and again, and again, until he was rejected so many times he went into a state of depression. While he was on the ground in a fetal position crying, the sillhouette of a 'large implanted', 'young', and 'blonde' pop star showed up........... it was.................

[whitetiger0990]

.....That had nothing to do with anything, and made no sense at all.....

The sentence you posted started a new sentense in the middle of the incompleted one and mine completed it. =\


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Bob from the fish market! He ask Jaskson why he was crying and Jackson in responce stole a fish and....

[Rokkuman]

.....That had nothing to do with anything, and made no sense at all.....

The sentence you posted started a new sentense in the middle of the incompleted one and mine completed it. =\


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Bob from the fish market! He ask Jaskson why he was crying and Jackson in responce stole a fish and....

.................Anyways...

Smacked him in the face with a fish. After recovering from the attack, Bob lunged forward at Michael Jackson, but missed and accidenatally leaped onto a land mine, which didn't affect him because he had fatty armor.

Michael Jackson took this opporitunity to hold Bob hostage. And ask what he wanted. Bob told him that he... well... wanted to know why he was crying, but being the clever man Michael is, he didn't fall for it, and snapped his neck in 4482932804783247 peices.