11-19-2005, 06:12 AM
I made this ages ago with a freind.. We had this comp (Back then it had a working mike), and a funny idea for a recording.. We had an end concept, and freely acted all the stuff inbetween,. So this script was a live recording, and very funny being as random as it was.. =) .. If anyone is intrested I'll try and host the wave file of the actual recording,.. but for now I'll just post the script I wrote down from it:
<Turtle> <-- My voice (Not my real voice, just some dumb one I came up with)
<Car> <-- My friend's voice, (Not his real one either)
<Extra> <-- My brother, at the time we didn't plan for him to be in it,. but in the heat of the humor he couldn't help him self and joined in.. =)
Hope you enjoyed that! =)
<Turtle> <-- My voice (Not my real voice, just some dumb one I came up with)
<Car> <-- My friend's voice, (Not his real one either)
<Extra> <-- My brother, at the time we didn't plan for him to be in it,. but in the heat of the humor he couldn't help him self and joined in.. =)
Quote:<Turtle>Hello, is anyone out there? I need help getting out!
<Car>What you need help for?
<Turtle>I need to get out!
<Car>You need to get out?
<Turtle>I just told you that two seconds ago!
<Car>Okay, just hang on sir, I'll go get help
***Car sounds***
<Car>I'm back! I'm Sorry, I can't get no help..
<Turtle>Can you help me?
<Car>I don't know.. What do you want me to do? You want me to break down the door?
<Turtle>First of all you can get that cat out of my way.
<Car>Want me to get that cat out of your way? Okay-
***Click-Click-Pow***
<Car>Hmm...
***Meow..***
<Turtle>That was cruel, I shouldn't have asked you to do that! You're mean!
<Car>Well, you told me to get the cat out of the way,.
<Turtle>I said move it, NOT KILL IT!
<Car>Oops..
<Turtle>Now will you help me get out?
<Car>Yeah, Hang on,. I'm going to bust down the door!
<Turtle> No-no-no!, There is no door!
<Car>Okay, I'm running!
<Turtle>Maybe-maybe! You can tell me how to get to the CD drive and I can get out of that...
<Car>Umm.. Just go up and hit the lil button, you can get out.
<Turtle> Oh, just hit this button?
<Car> Yeah,. Hit that button..
<Turtle>Okay, I'm coming out now! Now, just hit the button and it will just zap me right out?
<Car> Mmhhmm..
<Turtle>You sure?
<Car> Yep!
<Turtle>Will it hurt?
<Car> No..
<Turtle>You sure?
<Car>Nope..
<Turtle>Okay.. Anybody, clear away from the CD Hatch, here I come! (*Pause*) It's not working!
<Car>Hit that button..
<Turtle>Oh,.uh-oh, where did it go?
<Car>Uh-oh..
<Turtle>Oh, nevermind, it's right down here..
<Extra>Now hit this button!
<Turtle>Huh?
<Car>Hit the button-
<Turtle>AH!! I didn't make it,. I- *Ramble*
<Extra>All right,... Get-get in the CD Drive!
<Turtle> I cant get there.... I can't find it! (*Pause*), Uh.. not funny, this not good! This Scary!
<Car>Just hit the button agian..
<Turtle> Hit the button agian?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> Agian?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> You sure?
<Car>Positive..
<Turtle>Positive?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> Positive-Positive?
<Car> Positive-positive!
<Turtle>You sure-sure?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> Sure about this positive?
<Car> Yep!
<Turtle> This positive for sure?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> Hit what agian? This button?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> It will let me out?
<Car> Mmhhmm-
<Turtle> I did it, what happened, ah there I am..... I'm out, Horay!!!! - OH!
<Extra>Haha!
<Turtle>I'm trapped agian, Help!
<Car>Just hit the button agian!
<Turtle>Okay, here I come, Weee! I'm out!!!!
Hope you enjoyed that! =)